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lawyering 

Verb.
1. Of, or relating to the act of being screwed over by an expert lawyer.

2. Being thoroughly trounced by an expert lawyer in a court of law.

3. A threat of legal action.
1. "I've just had a lawyering I'll never forget"

2. "He got a right good lawyering from his ex-wife and now he sleeps in a cardboard box!"

3. "If you do that, I'll give you a lawyering you'll never forget"
lawyering by Mikey Hopkins February 26, 2004

Lawbringer 

Player 1: Help I'm getting double-teamed!!
Lawbringer: HERE COMES THE LAW!!!!!

*Charges & impales enemy on axe*
Lawbringer by All-Pro_Velocity March 29, 2017

Lathering Your Crunchies 

The act of using your spoon to repeatedly dunk and mix the un-moistened cereal pieces in the milk.
I see you're Lathering Your Crunchies, nice.
A cross between "Rawring" and "Lawling" = Lawring

It is laughing or "lawling" in dinosaur.
That was so funny hes lawring!
Lawring by Not Robert Wash- Nvm August 6, 2011

Lapeering 

Masturbating, typically in a public place.
I was Lapeering in the RV while driving down the road.
Lapeering by OG! December 13, 2013

lasering the target 

When your wingman keeps wingmanning beyond the call of duty because you haven't sealed the deal.
Target: "I don't know if I should go home with him."

Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."

Target: "Tell me more."

Next morning -

You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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