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Light Sabering 

The act of swordfighting, with the addition of a bendy glowstick shoved in the urethra while the lights are off.
We were swordfighting, but the lights went out, so we tried Light Sabering instead!
Light Sabering by broodholme July 5, 2020

hammering clitties 

Vicious anal factory women will do this when male co-workers make a major mistake at work.
"I can't believe it. We lose our biggest customer and all these women are hammering clitties."

Bammeringinhold 

Person 1: *hiccoughs*
Person 2: Bammeringinhold!
Person 1: Thanks!

Orthodox Hammering 

Vanilla sex. Nothing kinky. Typically missionary style, limited sex sounds and mutual orgasm may or may not occur.
After two years of orthodox hammering, I finally had to find a prostitute to liven things up on the side.

I walked in on my old man giving my mom an orthodox hammering.
Orthodox Hammering by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020

Simmering 

The act of leaving someone's friend request on Facebook unanswered: i.e. neither accepting nor rejecting.
"She added me on Facebook, and I'm just letting her simmer there"

"Her friend request is simmering"

"Why have you just left me simmering on Facebook???"
Simmering by CJJC March 5, 2013
Samming or *samming*

1- The look of complete adoration and love that only one can achieve when looking at the love of their life, AKA One Direction.

2- The action of copying Sam.

ORIGINATING from a tumblr post; a picture of a male fan standing in the GA section of the crowd of a one direction concert, with a look of awe on his face- ‘he needs a place in this fandom. Let’s call him Sam’.
Did you see that man in the crowd looking at One Direction- “he was samming”

“I’m samming over that new photo of Liam payne
Samming by Harolds4nipples__ July 11, 2019