Sauaso 

Sauaso is a person that has anger management, is alsoready to put herself out there. She may seem scary but when you get to know her she is still scary but is funny and relatable. She intends to abuse people that make her feel insecure. A person that is straight to the point too.

OMG! did you see that?, sauaso just hit her on the head because her sister was writing this definition about her name.

Sauaso by Sauaso November 21, 2021

Sarasota Middle School 

It's a melting pot of rich kids that smoke a lot of weed and chill kids that just try to live by the rich kids that are usually assholes. There are actually quite a few chill teachers (Like Mr. Lorenzo) but the rest are stinky old people that will trash your grade book with confusing grading systems and assignments. Our sports teams suck but it doesn't really matter because nobody acknowledges their existence. We live in Sarasota so you are either upper middle class or just scraping by financially, you can usually differentiate the two by seeing who wears hollister and who doesn't. There are some nice upper class kids but they are very rare to find. Our school ends later than everyone in the district at a record breaking 4:15 PM and starts at 9:15 AM EST. If you are at this school you are probably experiencing the heinous ingredients of this hellhole such as: hormones, stress, tests, social awkwardness, and bullies. You will probably see a popular kid date a girl for two weeks and break up with her then proceed to act like his/her life is over. If you go here or you are planning to, I wish you the best of luck.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Sarasota Middle School?

Person 2: Yeah, have you heard of entering the bowels of hell?

Sarasota Middle School by whoamihandle May 19, 2021

Sarasota High Tea 

When you skip out of work on an afternoon break and tea bag a homeless vagrant for $5 in beer money.

Carl you are late again from your afternoon break. This cannot continue.

I'm sorry. I had Sarasota High Tea this afternoon and it took a little longer than expected. The dude had no teeth so it felt really good.

Ok well that's a legitimate reason. I won't write you up.

Sarasota High Tea by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015

Sarasota Happy Hour 

The best time of the day to increase one's chances at being able to solicit a hand job from an over 60, geriatric male or female.

Roger always walked to the bar across the street after work. He was always assured of getting off during Sarasota Happy Hour.

Sarasota Happy Hour by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

Sausome 

Sausome is derived from the words Saucy and Awesome. When combined you get Sausome. It means something is beyond Awesome. If you are sausome - you are rocking the party.

Jim arrived at the party in his new outfit and he looked sausome.

Sausome by CMO_HB January 15, 2009

Sarasota High School

The school that everyone in the county hates. The school whos sports teams all suck, except precious baseball of course. The school where every year we sport our orange and black and yell ram chops just to get killed by rhs again. The school where you can go into any bathroom at any given time on any day and find someone smoking. The school where you know that our security guard fought Chuck Norris. The school that has the widest range of people from red neck to black to white ghetto fab. The school that has figured out almost every "cheat the system" websites to get on myspace or facebook. The school where girls get into more fights than the guys. The school that contains about 90% of druggies.

Over all, the school no one wants to go to.

student 1:"Go SHS! Yeah Ram Chops!"

student 2:"Hey man, you know Riverview High School beats Sarasota High School every year.. Why even cheer?"




student 1:"Hey man put your cigarette out, Judge is coming"

student 2:"Shit she fought Chuck Norris, I'm not messing with her."

Sarasota High School by gradd. March 17, 2009

Sarasona 

Marijuana, Weed, Ganja, Grass, Dope, Pot

Hey Halimond, load up the iolight so we can sesh some sarasona.

Yo boys, it's about time we went to meet up with sara.

Sarasona by SergeiBerezin May 14, 2010