Sarasota'd

When you go to a young peoples group and they act friendly and passive aggressive about you being in their presence. You have never met them, but they disliked you before that. So they talk gossip behind your back for no reason at all, then they ignore you. You really wanted to meet young people your age but they shut you down for being slightly different and more comfortable and friendly then them. So they gossip and spread lies and rumors and then blame you for being crazy and mean.

Ron: I went the young peoples group yesterday
Jess: the one that is full of bratty stuck up and clique turd brains?
Ron: yes. I was outgoing and optomistic but they shut me down anyways
Jess: damn dude, you got Sarasota'd

by TheSarasotaKid August 5, 2016

Sarasota'd

When you go to a young peoples meetup group and it turns out to be over run by retirees with grey hair. They do not like being called old. They prefer young and fun. So they allow you to stay as long as you volunteer to be their slave. You cook them food, serve them drinks, ladel their soup, shine their shoes, wax their little red sport cars, and rub their moldy feet for a nickle per hour.

Joe: last night I went to the young peoples networking event on meetup
Kelly: oh yeah how did that go?
Joe: it was advertised for young people but it was sea of grey hair except for me
Kelly: aw man you got Sarasota'd

by TheSarasotaKid August 5, 2016

Sarasota’d

When you meet a guy that you think is fabulous and he takes you away for a trip. Once there you quickly realize he’s horrible, boring, dog, playa, liar, etc and there’s nothing you can do about it but endure until it’s over.

I thought he was a cool guy but we went away and ….damn, I got Sarasota’d!!!

by Never Boring August 18, 2024

Sarasota drain snake

To help loosen someone's bowels with your poop broom

After eating all this cheese i needed someone to give me the old Sarasota drain snake, to end my constipation.

by Le Stefan August 25, 2018

Sarasota Middle School

It's a melting pot of rich kids that smoke a lot of weed and chill kids that just try to live by the rich kids that are usually assholes. There are actually quite a few chill teachers (Like Mr. Lorenzo) but the rest are stinky old people that will trash your grade book with confusing grading systems and assignments. Our sports teams suck but it doesn't really matter because nobody acknowledges their existence. We live in Sarasota so you are either upper middle class or just scraping by financially, you can usually differentiate the two by seeing who wears hollister and who doesn't. There are some nice upper class kids but they are very rare to find. Our school ends later than everyone in the district at a record breaking 4:15 PM and starts at 9:15 AM EST. If you are at this school you are probably experiencing the heinous ingredients of this hellhole such as: hormones, stress, tests, social awkwardness, and bullies. You will probably see a popular kid date a girl for two weeks and break up with her then proceed to act like his/her life is over. If you go here or you are planning to, I wish you the best of luck.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Sarasota Middle School?

Person 2: Yeah, have you heard of entering the bowels of hell?

by whoamihandle May 19, 2021

Sarasota High Tea

When you skip out of work on an afternoon break and tea bag a homeless vagrant for $5 in beer money.

Carl you are late again from your afternoon break. This cannot continue.

I'm sorry. I had Sarasota High Tea this afternoon and it took a little longer than expected. The dude had no teeth so it felt really good.

Ok well that's a legitimate reason. I won't write you up.

by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015

Sarasota Happy Hour

The best time of the day to increase one's chances at being able to solicit a hand job from an over 60, geriatric male or female.

Roger always walked to the bar across the street after work. He was always assured of getting off during Sarasota Happy Hour.

by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015