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surphone
surphone by TheOldProfessor May 16, 2017
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Sarphon • sarpong • Saophon / Sãophon • Saphonia • Saphonism • Saphonist • Saphonsified • sarhonda • sarphobia • satphone
sarpong
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satphone
Short for 'satellite phone'; a communication device that is mightier than the more common cell phone which every 5 year old chick now has.
These phones communicate with satellites in space using an abnormally large antenna instead of those ugly towers that have sprung up everywhere in the past couple of years.
Satellite phones are typically larger and more rugged than the ordinary mobile phones that peasants use. They are also more expensive to use and are known for their poor battery life.
They don't work so well inside buildings and are therefore unpopular with urbanites who would rather settle for a piece of shit iPhone but are an essential part of daily life in the backarse of nowhere.
These phones communicate with satellites in space using an abnormally large antenna instead of those ugly towers that have sprung up everywhere in the past couple of years.
Satellite phones are typically larger and more rugged than the ordinary mobile phones that peasants use. They are also more expensive to use and are known for their poor battery life.
They don't work so well inside buildings and are therefore unpopular with urbanites who would rather settle for a piece of shit iPhone but are an essential part of daily life in the backarse of nowhere.
Some douche called my satphone to bitch at me for hitting on his girlfriend. The call cost him so much he's filing for bankrupcy now.
sarphobia
sarphobia by Rhinothealbino April 13, 2018
Saophon / Sãophon
Saophon is a Khmer name. The closest meaning would be bright or life. The shortened version 'Sao or São' comes from Portuguese origin. The meaning behind the name is a bright living matter with energy and very vibrant and spiritual.
Saophon / Sãophon by IVIBEWITHIT November 7, 2017
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