Saphonist 

A Saphonist is someone who practices Saphonism. The belief that bridging gaps between people should be a priority. Each person is free and happy.
The belief of Saphonism is based on a text written by J M Annison, “The Saphont”.

John is a practicing Saphonist.

Saphonist by JHighSaphont April 4, 2025

Hair salonist 

Someone that does hair

The hair salonist did an amazing job on my hair

Hair salonist by ConnieBiscuits February 7, 2021

saxophonist

1. A musician who plays the saxophone. 2. One who is oft made fun of by other musicians (particularly trumpet players) because they are envied for their musical ability. 3. The most "nerdy" of the musicians, after the pianist and the composer.

The saxophonist at the cocktail party was quite talented.

saxophonist by Connmann August 17, 2009

Saphonsified 

Completed

Sufficiency has been saphonsified

Saphonsified by Fungirl12 July 3, 2017

Spoonist 

Person who was born with, or was handed a silver spoon. A spoonist uses their given silver spoon where necessary for 'survival', however more regularly portrays themselves as a commoner to become more likable and socially acceptable. They do not realize that most people see through the spoonist motive.

Mitt Romney and most political leaders in or out of office are spoonists. Also professional athletes who honed their spoon at the private golf, tennis or polo club. On a day when a spoonist has financial success, along with that success comes a great story of hardship and what a long road it has been. The spoonist expects all to believe they grew up on a dirt road, in a shack with dirt floors with little food and shared the orts with many siblings and adopted neighbors. Any elitist who constantly and unsuccessfully attempts to relate to those with lesser means, touting their tough roots.

Spoonist by woody ithaca October 24, 2012

anti-siphonism

The belief that the world will be much better without the individual Maksim Roskov, otherwise known as Siphon.

Dude life just got much better with anti-siphonism. We don't have to worry about cringe or desperation anymore!

anti-siphonism by shahrom October 30, 2022

Spoonist 

Someone who practices {Spoonism}

That guy is so cool! He must be a Spoonist!

Spoonist by Spoonist101 October 16, 2018