surphone

To surf the Internet via a smartphone, perhaps obsessively

It's rude to surphone while eating lunch with your crush, unless you both are surphoning.

surphone by TheOldProfessor May 16, 2017

surproner 

Surproner - a surprise boner. It creeps up on you, completely unexpected and often occurring at incredibly inconvenient times.

"Oh man, I can believe I got a fucking surproner during the eulogy at my Grandma's funeral."

surproner by Blink169 June 19, 2015