Samuelite 

Kevin Samuels minions/zealots who are quick to quote Kevin Samuels' critiques on women but refuse to work on themselves. They often make claims to be "high value men" without meeting any of the criteria listed by Samuels himself. They use Samuel's harsh criticism of women as an excuse to be demeaning and condescending to women and love to use his buzzwords without any accountability for his own actions. Signs you are dating a Samuelite include false claims of being an alpha male and being asked what you bring to the table. They refer to him as the Godfather and don't see anything wrong with what he has to say or how he says it. They are quick to reference your feminine energy whenever you respond without an ounce of authority to their stupidity.

Girl how was your date last night?

It would've been great but he turned out to be a Samuelite.

Samuelite by SuperCoolJesusGirl September 21, 2021

Teenage Sattelites

Teenage Sattelites is a Blink-182 song off of their 2016 album California.

Come and fill the atmosphere! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites!

-Blink 182

Bob: See that beautiful girl over there with that punk rocker boy? They're Teenage Sattelites.

Sam: I didn't know there was such a thing as a Teenage Sattelite. So, that's what teens look like from space.

Teenage Sattelites by PWS27 May 10, 2017

Samuele 

The Italian name for Samuel

His name is Samuele? He must be member of the mafia.
His name is Samuele? Throw him a pizza.

Samuele by TehVim November 30, 2010

Sattelite 

Someone, usually a girl, who does everything she can to be exactly like the popular girl. Normally guys will think she is hot and popular, but really she's just a fake. Once you can identify a sattelite as what she truly is, it really seems quite pathetic.

Dude 1: Man, Carla sure is hot.

Dude 2: Nah man, can't you tell? She's not even a real person, she's just Jenny's sattelite.

Sattelite by Fat Tony Giovanni March 17, 2007

Samuele 

Sammy is short for Samuele (Italian). He is an awesome friend and is really sweet. His hair is unbelievably soft and curly. He will always be there for you even on his bad days. He is a bundle of nonstop energy but when he is tired, he can sleep anywhere!

That was fun hanging out with Samuele, but boy am i tired! 😁

Samuele by FlowerPower200118 November 13, 2021

Samuele 

As a person he is remarkable. One of a kind and even though Samuels can make mistakes in the past,they are humans, but they learn from them. There personality is great. They may be very shy and like to protect themselves but they def love to have a good time and have a great sense of humor. They are usually athletic and have a great smile and make the most cute/attractive faces. As a friend he would do anything to help
You in a problem. Samuels are great to confide to and will
NEVER give you bad advice. They usually come from a great family who is non-judgmental and have good morals for themselves and there children. They trust who their kids befriend and will always be there to help in any sistuation

As a boyfriend a Samuel can be remarkable to their girlfriend. It may be hard for him to express himself but he truly had a kind heart. Even though it takes along time for a Samuel to open up once they do, you'll be so glad that you made the choice to allow him into your life. They will love you with everything they have and do anything to preserve their relationship and stay true to themselves.

If you ever think about dating or befriending a Samuel do it or else you'll be missing out.
Whoa is your boyfriend a Samuel

Whoa is your boyfriend a Samuele

One bonus is him in bed. He is an excellent kisser and great at being spontaneous and loves to leaves those lovely marks on your neck as to help you remember how it got there. He loves to experiment as always ask first before he makes a move. His goal is to show that he loves you and wants to make you really understand it. Anytime you want something changed he will fix it and make sure to ask
That our satisfied . He is a sweet lover and not just a horn dog. He likes to make things romantic. You'll come to realize that you'll fall in love with the little things a Samuel has to offer. And when your apart it kills both of you.a Samuel is worth the time

Samuele by Mocha Muffin November 21, 2021

mexican sattelite 

The mexican sattelite is used to keep flys away from the dinner table. A used tampon or maxipad or even a sock is hung from celing atracting flys away from beans and tortillas. The mexican sattelite put mexico in the space race.

Lupe your cousins are coming over for dinner put up a exta mexican sattelite.

mexican sattelite by Carlotta Gonzalas September 24, 2007