Someone, usually a girl, who does everything she can to be exactly like the popular girl. Normally guys will think she is hot and popular, but really she's just a fake. Once you can identify a sattelite as what she truly is, it really seems quite pathetic.
Dude 1: Man, Carla sure is hot.

Dude 2: Nah man, can't you tell? She's not even a real person, she's just Jenny's sattelite.
by Fat Tony Giovanni March 17, 2007
Teenage Sattelites is a Blink-182 song off of their 2016 album California.

Come and fill the atmosphere! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites!

-Blink 182
Bob: See that beautiful girl over there with that punk rocker boy? They're Teenage Sattelites.

Sam: I didn't know there was such a thing as a Teenage Sattelite. So, that's what teens look like from space.
by PWS27 May 10, 2017
The mexican sattelite is used to keep flys away from the dinner table. A used tampon or maxipad or even a sock is hung from celing atracting flys away from beans and tortillas. The mexican sattelite put mexico in the space race.
Lupe your cousins are coming over for dinner put up a exta mexican sattelite.
by Carlotta Gonzalas September 12, 2007
Awesome. Fantastic. Superb. "Sattelite" is like cool^infinity. Uttered in conjunction with a hand signal depicting a sattelite in orbit.
OMG your belt is so sattelite... where did you get it?
by suiluj March 3, 2005
A school full of bitches and hoes and the guys are a bunch of tools, pot heads everywear and big scary dudes that look like the fucking Cookie Monster
Whoa dude sattelite high school = pot heads and bad food

Whoa
by Lolol trollingbih December 1, 2016