Sagulite 

A mixture of both saggy skin and cellulite

old lady in a swim suit will appear to have "sagulite"

Sagulite by FuzzlesRaver November 25, 2011

slagulite 

an overweight bike/slag

a person who will sleep with any man she can get

'have you heard about grace and sean in the garage?'
'no, let me guess, she shagd im?'
'she is so desperate, and fat'
'she's a slagulite!'

slagulite by pantwan February 11, 2008