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sammitz
1. (n) Sammitz is a mispronunciation of the word "sandwich" by way of the more common mispronunciation, "sammich," and likewise has connotations of special goodness or quality.
2. (n) Used as part of the phrase "go make me a sammitz," which can mean many things, including "go do something else," "go do something for me that I don't want to do myself," or the obvious, "go make me a sandwich."
2. (n) Used as part of the phrase "go make me a sammitz," which can mean many things, including "go do something else," "go do something for me that I don't want to do myself," or the obvious, "go make me a sandwich."
Related Words
Sammito • sammitch • sammit • Samito’s Law • SammiDoo • sammieon • SammiHorn • Sammiitous • Sammijo • Sammita
Sammitch
Sammitch by PleaseDon'tKillMeAbby December 26, 2010
sammitch
noun . Two or more slices of bread with a filling such as meat, fish, cheese or any edible delights placed between them.
"give me a bite of that sammitch"
"what are you thinkin, puttin onions on my damn sammitch"???
"he's so poor that all he has to eat is a mayonaise sammitch"
"what are you thinkin, puttin onions on my damn sammitch"???
"he's so poor that all he has to eat is a mayonaise sammitch"
sammitch by samnhouston December 19, 2006
Sammita
a Sammita is a girl typically known for being bubbly and sweet. a Sammita has an obsession with all things cute and fuzzy, like puppies, kitties, pygmy puffs, and just about any other type of animal in baby form. Sammitas are perpetually late beings, often seen running to get places. Due to their wardrobe of very bright colored clothing, purses, backpacks, and accessories, Sammitas are often descibed as "berries". Ye be warned, do not approach a Sammita empty handed - it's best to always be prepared for a Sammita encounter. If you so happen to meet a Sammita, present her with old fashioned grandpa candies (Andes mints, Frangos chocolates) Caramellos and cookies. Sammitas use cutesy adjectives and are prone to random outbursts of squeals and giggles.
This calendar of puppies is so cute, Sammita would love it.
That girl with the bright purple backpack is such a Sammita.
That girl with the bright purple backpack is such a Sammita.
Sammita by arnold pygmy puff September 18, 2011
Sammitymaffe
A term for the most amazing person you will ever meet. A Sammitymaffe is the driving force of your life; the one who wakes you up in the morning, the one who keeps you going. The one who loves you, the one you love. The one who led you out of the grocery store. A Sammitymaffe is someone you'll give your heart and soul to, because you want to, because you need to, because they will reciprocate.
Sammitymaffe by JesusUnicorn February 26, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.