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1. (n) Sammitz is a mispronunciation of the word "sandwich" by way of the more common mispronunciation, "sammich," and likewise has connotations of special goodness or quality.

2. (n) Used as part of the phrase "go make me a sammitz," which can mean many things, including "go do something else," "go do something for me that I don't want to do myself," or the obvious, "go make me a sandwich."
1. Damn, this is a good-ass sammitz!

2. Why are you all up in my grill? Bitch, go make me a sammitz!
sammitz by Talmanes January 6, 2005
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Sammitch 

A sandwich made on demand by a woman, on the condition that it will eventually reach a man.
Abby. Make me a damn sammitch.
Sammitch by PleaseDon'tKillMeAbby December 26, 2010

sammitch 

noun . Two or more slices of bread with a filling such as meat, fish, cheese or any edible delights placed between them.
"give me a bite of that sammitch"

"what are you thinkin, puttin onions on my damn sammitch"???

"he's so poor that all he has to eat is a mayonaise sammitch"
sammitch by samnhouston December 19, 2006
a Sammita is a girl typically known for being bubbly and sweet. a Sammita has an obsession with all things cute and fuzzy, like puppies, kitties, pygmy puffs, and just about any other type of animal in baby form. Sammitas are perpetually late beings, often seen running to get places. Due to their wardrobe of very bright colored clothing, purses, backpacks, and accessories, Sammitas are often descibed as "berries". Ye be warned, do not approach a Sammita empty handed - it's best to always be prepared for a Sammita encounter. If you so happen to meet a Sammita, present her with old fashioned grandpa candies (Andes mints, Frangos chocolates) Caramellos and cookies. Sammitas use cutesy adjectives and are prone to random outbursts of squeals and giggles.
This calendar of puppies is so cute, Sammita would love it.

That girl with the bright purple backpack is such a Sammita.
Sammita by arnold pygmy puff September 18, 2011

Sammitymaffe 

A term for the most amazing person you will ever meet. A Sammitymaffe is the driving force of your life; the one who wakes you up in the morning, the one who keeps you going. The one who loves you, the one you love. The one who led you out of the grocery store. A Sammitymaffe is someone you'll give your heart and soul to, because you want to, because you need to, because they will reciprocate.
Mattie: So, you and Sam seem pretty close.
Emily: Yes, we are. He's such a Sammitymaffe.
Sammitymaffe by JesusUnicorn February 26, 2010
Sammijo is a wonderful person. She can be friendly with everyone and she can act out perfectly towards people! Sammijo is lovely to all. Keep been you!❄️
Sammijo is perfect🔎
Sammijo by Candycanesforlife September 7, 2017