sammitz

1. (n) Sammitz is a mispronunciation of the word "sandwich" by way of the more common mispronunciation, "sammich," and likewise has connotations of special goodness or quality.

2. (n) Used as part of the phrase "go make me a sammitz," which can mean many things, including "go do something else," "go do something for me that I don't want to do myself," or the obvious, "go make me a sandwich."

1. Damn, this is a good-ass sammitz!

2. Why are you all up in my grill? Bitch, go make me a sammitz!

by Talmanes January 6, 2005

Sammitch

A sandwich made on demand by a woman, on the condition that it will eventually reach a man.

Abby. Make me a damn sammitch.

by PleaseDon'tKillMeAbby December 26, 2010

sammitch

noun . Two or more slices of bread with a filling such as meat, fish, cheese or any edible delights placed between them.

"give me a bite of that sammitch"

"what are you thinkin, puttin onions on my damn sammitch"???

"he's so poor that all he has to eat is a mayonaise sammitch"

by samnhouston December 19, 2006

Sammita

a Sammita is a girl typically known for being bubbly and sweet. a Sammita has an obsession with all things cute and fuzzy, like puppies, kitties, pygmy puffs, and just about any other type of animal in baby form. Sammitas are perpetually late beings, often seen running to get places. Due to their wardrobe of very bright colored clothing, purses, backpacks, and accessories, Sammitas are often descibed as "berries". Ye be warned, do not approach a Sammita empty handed - it's best to always be prepared for a Sammita encounter. If you so happen to meet a Sammita, present her with old fashioned grandpa candies (Andes mints, Frangos chocolates) Caramellos and cookies. Sammitas use cutesy adjectives and are prone to random outbursts of squeals and giggles.

This calendar of puppies is so cute, Sammita would love it.

That girl with the bright purple backpack is such a Sammita.

by arnold pygmy puff September 18, 2011

Sammitymaffe

A term for the most amazing person you will ever meet. A Sammitymaffe is the driving force of your life; the one who wakes you up in the morning, the one who keeps you going. The one who loves you, the one you love. The one who led you out of the grocery store. A Sammitymaffe is someone you'll give your heart and soul to, because you want to, because you need to, because they will reciprocate.

Mattie: So, you and Sam seem pretty close.
Emily: Yes, we are. He's such a Sammitymaffe.

by JesusUnicorn February 26, 2010

sammit

sammit is everything sexy, illeagal, wicked, perverted, cool, hott, hawt, slutty, awsome, kick ass, and lusty.

Omg Josh's party was so sammit!!
That new store at the mall was so unsammit.

by Anna from d-town June 19, 2006

Sammith

Sammith. What is a Sammith? Sammith is that one guy at your school who everyone looks up to. Literally. This man is 6 feet tall and a tower at school. But despite his giant-like build, Sammith, lovingly called by his friends as Shambu, is a very sweet and caring person inside. Always there to support you and help you in anything. Shambu is one of the most chill guys at school, finding happiness for himself and others in the small things in life. Originally born in India, Sammith is one of the most cultured brown boys you can know from playing cricket to being obsessed with Bollywood music. In cricket, Shambu leads his team to championships across the state, dedicating himself to the art of cricket and toning his seggsy body to perfection. Shambu is a true homie and is always down for a music vibe session with the bois. With Shambu around, you are never bored and everything you do with him is hella exciting. Sammith is a loyal and considerate friend and, from the first interaction with him, you will instantly love his openness and sincerity.

Sammith: Good morning.
Friend: What a sweet Sammith.

by butterChickenNugget July 25, 2021