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Mattie is a walking goddess.

She can sing, she’s usually an athlete, and she’s incredibly attractive, inside and out.

She may seem as a little bitchy at first, but once you crack the code, she’s super friendly.

But be warned, cracking her code is a very daunting task. She’s very hard to read, like maybe one day she’ll talk to you, but then the next it’s like you’re totally irrelevant.

She’s also very self-deprecating. Make sure to tell her how important and amazing she is. She’ll need it.

Mattie LOVES to argue. She won’t get offended at your opposing opinions; she’ll fight for her own.

Love her. Take care of her. Don’t let her get away.
“Mattie, you’re perfect.”

“Shut up, no I’m not.”

I beg to differ.”
by whattheactualheck January 22, 2018
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She is a nice loving caring girl who will love with all her heart she will sometimes get mad but she will always come back and when she feels strongly about something she will not change her mind she is a great friend and she will always make your day brighter.
Mattie is cool.
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Mattie is the kind of girl that will literally make you LOL. She is usually very pretty, sweet, and honest. Matties are fighters AND lovers because if they have a strong opinion, they are known to fight for it. However, if they love you they are very passionate and expressive of their feelings. They like getting close and being held. If you currently have a Mattie in your life i would strongly suggest holding on to her as she will most likely complete you. Matties are also sensitive to what you say to them.. they will only dislike you if you have ever been unecessarily mean to them. And if you are too sarcastic to them, they will get the intention that you really dont like them. Matties are very unique and hilarious. So if you are ever having a bad day, just call one..they'll have you laughing in no time!
"Dude, that girl was definitely a Mattie." "NO WAY, hurry.. get her number!!!
by littlebopeep12345678910 April 30, 2011
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They're the kind of girls that will make your day and can break your heart. You fall hard for a Mattie, and once you do their is no going back. Matties may not seem beautiful to others but when you fall in love with one she's all you'll want to look at. She is beautiful and complex and must be treated with care, hang on to the Matties in your life, they're truly unique and emotion sparking creatures who you'll learn much from and never want to be apart from
"Wow you look dazed" "yeah, I just talked to a Mattie"
by The man in the moon June 11, 2018
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A Mattie is an amazing person who absolutely loves making people happy. Matties are cute, sexy, strong, but very independent. They dont show emotions easily and make you work to become parts of theyre lives but once your in ur golden. Matties are reliable and very dependable. Matties are the girls that you try to keep in your lives. Ones you love the most.
Mattie is an all around perfect lovable person who does what she believes n and doesnt follow the pack.
by blahh!987654321 February 03, 2010
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An amazingly sexy, beautiful girl who will take you forever to figure out. Matties can be very secretive, but always honest to those they care about. When Matties are happy, everyone around them feels happier. It's like a kind of light shines through them. But when Matties are sad, it almost breaks your heart. Matties have a different way of looking at everything, that will catch you off guard sometimes. Even when they don't show it, they are often extremely sensitive to other people's emotions. Matties are beautiful, hilarious, creative, and different as snowflakes. Usually have a very, very sexy body and gorgeous face that everyone notices. They are very direct and tend to say what is on their mind, but they can also be playful and adorable. They tend to be full of contradictions and are extremely complex. Matties tend to be amazing pole dancers and give the hottest lap dances. EVER. Though they are nice to everyone, they are very selective when it comes to dating, so if you are a lucky enough bastard to get one, don't ever let her go.
"Dude you know that Mattie chick with the big boobs?"
"Yeahh man she's f*ckin hilarious"
"Goddamn she's sexy."
"She's way out of your league!"
by someoneotherthanyourself December 18, 2011
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