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A specific style of porn -- almost always existing as stag films and isolated porn clips -- that begins as a gangbang of multiple men and one woman, but eventually phases out the woman's role and devolves into male gay porn. The term "sailor porn" is used as a descriptor because of the perception that a large number of men in the Navy are homosexual.
I once found this old porn tape at my uncle's, and it had these four guys fucking one girl, but then the girl was gone and it went on with just the guys for like, twenty minutes. I asked my friend about it years later, and he said, "Oh, that was sailor porn!"
Man, this place is such a sausage fest. I don't even want to hit on the one hot chick here because I'm worried this'll turn into some serious sailor porn after too much vodka
Man, this place is such a sausage fest. I don't even want to hit on the one hot chick here because I'm worried this'll turn into some serious sailor porn after too much vodka
by Talmanes November 7, 2010
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I gave that dancer at the titty bar a hunnert dollar bill.
There're a hunnert reasons I shouldn't marry you, Suzie, and most of 'em is that I'm already married to Betty.
I musta told you a hunnert times not to do that!
There're a hunnert reasons I shouldn't marry you, Suzie, and most of 'em is that I'm already married to Betty.
I musta told you a hunnert times not to do that!
by Talmanes February 6, 2006
Get the hunnert mug.A. 1. n. Combining the words "beer" and "beef" to mean a beer whose smoky or rich aftertaste reminds you of meat. Generally a dark beer or heavy lager.
B. 1. v. Combining the words "beer" and "barf" to mean vomiting caused by consumption of alcohol (primarily beer). 2. n. The product of vomiting caused by consumption of alcohol (primarily beer).
B. 1. v. Combining the words "beer" and "barf" to mean vomiting caused by consumption of alcohol (primarily beer). 2. n. The product of vomiting caused by consumption of alcohol (primarily beer).
Man, taste this--I think the flavor is rich enough to be considered beerf.
Man, let me get some more of that beerf! I'm hungry!
Oh, dude... I think I'm gonna beerf. Get me a bucket.
Disgusting! I've got beerf all over my shoes!
Man, let me get some more of that beerf! I'm hungry!
Oh, dude... I think I'm gonna beerf. Get me a bucket.
Disgusting! I've got beerf all over my shoes!
by Talmanes March 3, 2006
Get the beerf mug.1. n. Short for "grandmother," used informally.
2. v. To throw an object by holding it in both hands and pitching it underhand, generally while bending the knees. Used often when referring to a style of throwing a basketball for those too weak or innacurate to make it to the hoop.
3. n. Short for "Granny Smith," a type of apple.
2. v. To throw an object by holding it in both hands and pitching it underhand, generally while bending the knees. Used often when referring to a style of throwing a basketball for those too weak or innacurate to make it to the hoop.
3. n. Short for "Granny Smith," a type of apple.
1. Are we going to see Granny? She makes awesome potato salad.
2. If you can't make a free throw regularly, man, just granny it up there. It's just a pickup game.
3. Man, that was a good granny I just ate there.
2. If you can't make a free throw regularly, man, just granny it up there. It's just a pickup game.
3. Man, that was a good granny I just ate there.
by Talmanes March 2, 2006
Get the Granny mug.(n.) From the Italian "strunzo," meaning "piece of shit." A fairly common Italian insult for someone or something worthless.
Get a load of this strunz out here, sleepin' on the job!
My lawnmower's a fuckin' strunz. It won't start for nothin'.
My lawnmower's a fuckin' strunz. It won't start for nothin'.
by Talmanes May 27, 2006
Get the strunz mug.A slang term combining ninja and injun, used to describe Native Americans depicted as having superhuman fighting skills. The term is generally applied to popular film depictions of Native American combat prowess, such as "Brotherhood of the Wolf," and seems to have begun with "Last of the Mohicans."
Dude, that ninjun totally did a backflip onto that dude's head and then threw a tomahawk into his partner's face, then he did a spin kick and knocked the sheriff off the side of a cliff!
by Talmanes November 5, 2005
Get the ninjun mug.A cliche phrase or saying that is rarely ever used in conversational English, but appears in bad prose, film, and television. Originated with the phrase, "I want to please you," usually said in terrible b-movies by a female attempting to engage a male in sex. The term is usually used in the pejorative, to mock or insult someone's speech or writing.
"You're all wet."
"Man, that is such a pleaseme."
"I could buy and sell you!"
"Could you try using an insult that wasn't such a pleaseme?"
"Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?"
"I guess, but that was a total pleaseme."
"Man, that is such a pleaseme."
"I could buy and sell you!"
"Could you try using an insult that wasn't such a pleaseme?"
"Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?"
"I guess, but that was a total pleaseme."
by Talmanes November 10, 2005
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