Salmond 

Salmond stands for the person in the crowed that no one notices until they do something outlandish. They usually try to become the center of attention whether they like it or not. The word originated from Salmon which is close to the type of fish so calling someone a Salmond (SAL-mond) can mean that they like to swim or that they just rock out all the time. Personal prefderance applied.

Dude! That kid is like Salmond! He can swim ALL day!

Salmond by thatguy2088 October 24, 2009

Salmond 

To be salmond means to fall victim to the overwhelming stench of microwaved fish, usually in an office setting. Widely regarded as the quintessential office faux pas, reheating fish of any sort, but especially Salmon, is most definitely grounds for termination.

I salmond my boss today, so I should probably start packing my desk now.

Salmond by CreepyCarl2 July 2, 2016

Alex Salmond Syndrome 

A medical condition found in most Scottish people. As they age, their facial features are slowly absorbed and expand outwards; until they lose all distinctiveness

Barry needs to lay off the pies, he's getting Alex Salmond Syndrome

Alex Salmond Syndrome by Skating on your Brains March 29, 2017

Salmon Arm 

Salmon Arm is a touristy but cool town in British Colombia that is known for it's great fishing and hiking. However it became famous in 2016 when in two separate and unrelated incidents, fathers were arrested for hitting their young daughters after they found out the girls were passing out nudes and nasty porn all over school. The fathers got in a shit load of trouble but managed to stay out of jail. It's unknown if the two girls are back to passing out nudes and porn all over school.

Dude, if you go to Salmon Arm in the winter, you sure as hell better like snow.

Salmon Arm by oceancats February 11, 2017

Salmon Arm 

Salmon Arm, British Columbia is a pleasant little town that gets colder than a son of a bitch in the winter but is known for being a nice place for doing outdoor stuff if you don't mind freezing your ass off. The town became sort of famous a couple of years ago when an attention seeking 13 year old girl started sending nasty porn of herself to all the guys in town. Her daddy didn't like it so he womped her on the arse with a belt and the attention seeking little thot ran to the police and reported him. She got lots of attention and loved the publicity. And then a year later another little thot in town needed attention so she started sending out porn all over. When he daddy smacked her she also ran to the police. Neither father went to jail but the little hoes are now even more conceited and attention seeking and are back to sending porn of themselves all over school.

Salmon Arm is a little town in the middle of nowhere that has some really attention seeking little thots with enormous egos that love running to the cops when the fathers try and keep the girls from being hoes.

Salmon Arm by hnoss August 24, 2017

salmon cowbell 

a huge cunt. thats everything I have to say

Did you heard that Louis and Harry were forced to stay in the closet?

Yeah that salmon cowbell made them hide their sexuality

salmon cowbell by fuckyouretight April 5, 2021

Mohammed bin Salmonella 

Mohammed bin Salmonella, a.k.a. bin Salman is an inbred crown prince and practically the dictator in an oil-saturated, extreme conservative shithole called Saudi Arabia. He is a toxic and murderous sandnigger who doesn't tolerate criticism, he ordered the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi at the Saudi consulate in Istanbul, Turkey. His way of controlling are arrests, torture, rapings and murders, he is behind Saudi Arabian-led intervention in Yemen since 2015 because its authoritarian president (whose name no one remembers) asked for help, so far (2021) the war hasn't been successful for the alliance, being described as a military stalemate, except in one respect, it has only been successful in violating human rights.

- "I assume Mohammed bin Salmonella doesn't suffer from diarrhea, despite his name."
- "I guess you're right, rather the diarrhea suffers from that dune coon."

Mohammed bin Salmonella by O. W. Tongueincheek December 9, 2021