by Shegoes April 01, 2015
A giant, very thick, monster cock. Usually has a slight right curve. One similar to the one of famous artists and rapper “DaBaby”, would be a salmon dick.
by Squ1ggles February 24, 2020
When you walk up behind someone and you flail your arm between there legs near the genitals, imitating the act of catching a salmon by hand.
by Lenny Smith March 03, 2008
The defendant blamed the collision on the fact that he had to take evasive action when he encountered a salmon in the bike lane. (Bike Snob NYC)
by Seidcar March 31, 2010
When someone escapes every single problem they encounter. Just like when a salmon escapes the fisherman's net.
Wow he is such a salmon. he just got an A from an essay he didn't even write.
How did you salmon your way out of your trouble this time?
How did you salmon your way out of your trouble this time?
by Big Cucia Jake November 20, 2015
"Dude what's wrong with that guy? It looks like he got pounded in the ass"
"Oh he's like that all the time, he's a salmons."
"Oh he's like that all the time, he's a salmons."
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