Salmon

What a man calls the the colour of his jumper when he doesn't want to admit he's wearing pink.

"My jumpers not pink, it's salmon"

by Shegoes April 1, 2015

Salmon

A giant, very thick, monster cock. Usually has a slight right curve. One similar to the one of famous artists and rapper “DaBaby”, would be a salmon dick.

“Ayooo i got that salmon!”
“My lord, did anybody see DaBaby’s salmon get leaked?”

by Squ1ggles February 24, 2020

Salmon

When someone escapes every single problem they encounter. Just like when a salmon escapes the fisherman's net.

Wow he is such a salmon. he just got an A from an essay he didn't even write.
How did you salmon your way out of your trouble this time?

by Big Cucia Jake November 20, 2015

Salmon

cockney slang for cigarettes, "salmon and Trout" = snout, often sortened to just "salmon"

got any salmon mate??

by djsc53 June 2, 2006

Salmon

When two people are too femine to have "Beef" with one another

Did you hear about the Chris Brown has Salmon with Drake

by D$-Money June 14, 2012

Salmon

A slang word for sex. Can be used both as a verb and a noun. Originally defined in the 1970s Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Used by upper class teenagers who were attempting to hide their promescuity from their overbearing parents. Has led to the recent fad of "Awkward Salmon".

Guy: I had some good salmon last night.

Or

Guy2: I just got salmoned!

Or

Guy 3: I'm gonna go to the bar to see if I can get some salmon.

by TheBearClaws July 30, 2011

Salmon

A term used to describe an athlete who deliberately competes at a lower level of competition in order to outplay the field and win awards.

Derived from the 'Big-fish-little-pond" concept; a clearly superior fish in a little pond.

He played the game today like a professional athlete, he is a Salmon in this division of the competition.

by quasiman November 13, 2011