What a man calls the the colour of his jumper when he doesn't want to admit he's wearing pink.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A giant, very thick, monster cock. Usually has a slight right curve. One similar to the one of famous artists and rapper “DaBaby”, would be a salmon dick.

When you walk up behind someone and you flail your arm between there legs near the genitals, imitating the act of catching a salmon by hand.

A cyclist going the wrong way in a bike lane.

When someone escapes every single problem they encounter. Just like when a salmon escapes the fisherman's net.

someone who takes penis up the ass everyday, similar to a tent louis