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What a man calls the the colour of his jumper when he doesn't want to admit he's wearing pink.
"My jumpers not pink, it's salmon"
by Shegoes April 01, 2015
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to take an unfortunate loss and turn of events.
"last night took an L, but tonight I bounce back" - Big Sean (2017)
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by urbansammy January 20, 2017
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A giant, very thick, monster cock. Usually has a slight right curve. One similar to the one of famous artists and rapper “DaBaby”, would be a salmon dick.
“Ayooo i got that salmon!”
“My lord, did anybody see DaBaby’s salmon get leaked?”
by Squ1ggles February 24, 2020
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When you walk up behind someone and you flail your arm between there legs near the genitals, imitating the act of catching a salmon by hand.
Everyone was giving Lenny Hi 5's while I went behind him and gave him the salmon.
by Lenny Smith March 03, 2008
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The defendant blamed the collision on the fact that he had to take evasive action when he encountered a salmon in the bike lane. (Bike Snob NYC)
by Seidcar March 31, 2010
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When someone escapes every single problem they encounter. Just like when a salmon escapes the fisherman's net.
Wow he is such a salmon. he just got an A from an essay he didn't even write.
How did you salmon your way out of your trouble this time?
by Big Cucia Jake November 20, 2015
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someone who takes penis up the ass everyday, similar to a tent louis
"Dude what's wrong with that guy? It looks like he got pounded in the ass"
"Oh he's like that all the time, he's a salmons."
by hashtagwyattspam April 08, 2013
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