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Saadosexual 

1) A person afflicted with the inhumane, all-consuming urge to violently take the anal virginity of one's father

2) A hypothesised, but currently not documented, individual whom finds themselves sexually attracted to Saad

Note: There has been no scientific, historical or even anecdotal evidence that a true Saadosexual exists. Being attracted to Saad would be a natural phenomenon, an unresearched anomaly, so please contact my team if you discover such a specimen.
CJ: Brah, we need to find Saad a fuckin Saadosexual woman

Saad: What is a woman?

CJ: I don't know either

Saad: CJ stfu or I'll r*** your father

CJ: ...

Everyone else in the vicinity: ...
Saadosexual by BoganBumfucker April 30, 2022
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sadosatanist 

A satanic individual who enjoys hurting others.
john: kyle is such a sadosatanist, he always talks about hurting people

alex: i know right hes like a devil worshiper
sadosatanist by 0verfl0w November 9, 2018
"Suck a Nigga Dick or Sumthin'"- Memphis terminology stemming from Three Six Mafia songs such as Slob on my Knob and many others. Made popularized by O.G.'s such as Richard, Bryan, Kunle, and Mandela.
S.A.N.D.O.S.
Gonzalo- "Hey u want to go play Bingo?"
O.G.- "Hell naw nigga! Sandos!"
sandos by Triple O.G. December 28, 2007
A derogatory term for douche bags, sasage poundas, hand jabbs, baby rapers, and generally miserable fu<ks.
You cock suckin' saldone mutha fucka!
saldone by Apartment 202 April 12, 2007

Saldoming 

When you take a shit under the carpet and wrap it around your dick then jerk off to fortnite animated porn.
Bruh, I heard Josh was SALDOMING at his grandmas
Saldoming by cotKruntch February 12, 2018
As popularized by both ASAP Ferg and Three Six Mafia SANDOS is an abbreviation of arguably the best part of Plain Jane and Slob on My Knob: "Suck A Nigga Dick Or Something" or "Suck A Neighbor/N***a Dick Or Something" (if you're not black).
Friend 1: Hey bruh, did you see that guy flying.

Friend 2: Nah stfu, SANDOS bruh
SANDOS by DOODLOVER69 December 1, 2020