Saldoming 

When you take a shit under the carpet and wrap it around your dick then jerk off to fortnite animated porn.

Bruh, I heard Josh was SALDOMING at his grandmas

Saldoming by cotKruntch February 12, 2018

Sabadomingo 

the combination of the word for the weekends in Spanish

what does Sabadomingo mean?
IDK... look it up on urbandictionary.com

Sabadomingo by [HazardTheory] April 19, 2009

salmoning 

1.The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. 2.The application of an image of a Fancy man rubbing salmon to a video/gif/meme/photo. Related: rubbing salmon.

Can you believe that Fancy guy on discord corrupting all those gifs and memes with his salmoning?

salmoning by MaryInMaryland71 January 9, 2021

salmoning 

Riding a bicycle against the intended flow of traffic in a bike lane. It is sometimes also used to refer to riding on the wrong side of the road (facing car traffic instead of with traffic). The term comes from salmon, which swim upstream as part of their life cycle.

Hey, that guy's riding the wrong way in the bike lane! Stop salmoning, dude!

salmoning by Pops Ritters July 16, 2018

Salmoning 

The act of running up to a woman, releasing a large cloud of semen, yelling "release your eggs!", running away, and then dying.

Jake won't be in class tomorrow because he was involved in a deadly salmoning incident.

Salmoning by Stephen "Salmon" Jones January 15, 2014

Shaloming 

The new planking, chest out, arms out, butt out, look buff.

Shaloming around the ohio northern campus. anywhere any time

Shaloming by Ohio Northern student August 1, 2012

sandoring 

(verb) To be enthrawled with chicken so much you have to kill every cunt in a particular room to get some chicken.

James wouldn't give Jim his KFC bargain bucket, so Jim started sandoring James.

sandoring by goodwinLAD May 11, 2014