Flyin.How can you hear me in the dark? #stotd. The ceiling makes my fingers feel like giant people walking on the moon, and creatures running and screaming... #stotd
by captjaxxx June 15, 2015
Get the STOTD mug.A female (preferably under 18, or a teen bride) who makes weird duck-face facial expressions in an attempt to look sexy.
by Ninjakillah April 30, 2012
Get the Courtney Stodden mug.Referring to someone's stomach hanging out the bottom of there t-shirt, so that it looks like a large greggs stottie they've tried to steal by hiding it up the t-shirt
a north east of England slang word for a fat person wearing clothes far too small that there fat stomach hangs out looking like a large flat bread, they might also be said to baguette breasts
a north east of England slang word for a fat person wearing clothes far too small that there fat stomach hangs out looking like a large flat bread, they might also be said to baguette breasts
Look at Chris, he's got to be a XXXL. The fat c#*ts wearing a medium, he looks like a stottie smuggler
by duringthewar April 9, 2015
Get the stottie smuggler mug.I’ve got Stoedhard for a week after watching Queer Eye - I need to double up on the briefs to hide this from the wife.
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To have gone on a date, except to find that you've been left by yourself because your date never showed up.
To have gone on a date, except to find that you've been left by yourself because your date never showed up.
1. I had a date with a really hot girl last week, but she stood me up after realizing she was way too good for me.
2. My sister got stood up by a jerk last night after going to the restaurant and she had to eat dinner all by herself. She's never going to see that jerk again!
3. I was really looking forward to my date last night with Jenn. I even made the effort to cook a four-course dinner and light candles in the dining room. But sadly, I got stood up and all my effort was in vain.
4. If you're stood up by a woman, that might be a sign that she just isn't interested in you.
2. My sister got stood up by a jerk last night after going to the restaurant and she had to eat dinner all by herself. She's never going to see that jerk again!
3. I was really looking forward to my date last night with Jenn. I even made the effort to cook a four-course dinner and light candles in the dining room. But sadly, I got stood up and all my effort was in vain.
4. If you're stood up by a woman, that might be a sign that she just isn't interested in you.
by mrpaul1112 December 28, 2005
Get the Stood Up mug.A person who is typically an old suspect-paedophile who plays video games. This person will normally look young for his age, enough to pull off a ruse of being 18 years old.
A Stotty will have a very distinctive walk, with a small gait, stiff shoulders and subtly-animate neck and head. A Stotty will enjoy Mountain Dew and staying awake until the desperate moment where he needs to sleep, reasons for this are currently unknown.
A Stotty will have a very distinctive walk, with a small gait, stiff shoulders and subtly-animate neck and head. A Stotty will enjoy Mountain Dew and staying awake until the desperate moment where he needs to sleep, reasons for this are currently unknown.
Guy 1: That fellow is walking awfully strange, I wonder what's wrong with him...
Guy 2: He must be a Stotty!
Guy 1: He must be, cross the road post-haste so we may scoff at his presence and make criticism of his strange demeanor!
Guy 2: He must be a Stotty!
Guy 1: He must be, cross the road post-haste so we may scoff at his presence and make criticism of his strange demeanor!
by FatherOfAStotty April 18, 2013
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