A girl who is I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T (do you know what that means?) and does not need a guy to have a spectacular time with her girls.
BAM.
BAM.
by speasy 1 and hot tamale March 10, 2009
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Get the Sweasy mug.A Spealy is a small, highly aggressive creature that is often found in the sewers Harefam. When threatened, the Spealy can react unpredictably, either biting and screeching as a form of self defense, or making highly snarky and sarcastic remarks that are known to cause insanity in those within 3 meters of it. The Spealy uses this moment of weakness during the bout of madness to strike, killing the victim and dragging their body back to it's lair for later consumption.
Only few have survived the Spealy's attacks, reporting that the insanity only gets worse as time goes on, causing vivid hallucinations of the well known character "Kermit the Frog".
If you happen to encounter a Spealy in the wild, it is recommended that you act calmly as not to frighten it. Mentioning topics such as D&D may appease him, while talking about a person named Thomas may cause it to kill you instantly.
Only few have survived the Spealy's attacks, reporting that the insanity only gets worse as time goes on, causing vivid hallucinations of the well known character "Kermit the Frog".
If you happen to encounter a Spealy in the wild, it is recommended that you act calmly as not to frighten it. Mentioning topics such as D&D may appease him, while talking about a person named Thomas may cause it to kill you instantly.
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