Spealy

A Spealy is a small, highly aggressive creature that is often found in the sewers Harefam. When threatened, the Spealy can react unpredictably, either biting and screeching as a form of self defense, or making highly snarky and sarcastic remarks that are known to cause insanity in those within 3 meters of it. The Spealy uses this moment of weakness during the bout of madness to strike, killing the victim and dragging their body back to it's lair for later consumption.
Only few have survived the Spealy's attacks, reporting that the insanity only gets worse as time goes on, causing vivid hallucinations of the well known character "Kermit the Frog".

If you happen to encounter a Spealy in the wild, it is recommended that you act calmly as not to frighten it. Mentioning topics such as D&D may appease him, while talking about a person named Thomas may cause it to kill you instantly.

No don't go down there! There have been reports of a Spealy sighting in this area recently!

Spealy by ChocoboOfChaos August 16, 2021

Shealynn 

The best girl in the world!, Shes the cutest and kindest girl you’ll ever encounter. If you’re lucky enough to find a Shealynn if your life, you should cherish that moment and hope you get along well, shes very touchy and will do anything to get your attention :), she’s sweet and mean at the same time! She shows her love in a meaningful way. Her friends are always by her side no matter what happens. Jason loves you! :)

Shealynn is Jason’s bae. <3

Shealynn by Shealynn is cute | ily ~JasonL September 25, 2018

coach sealy 

a really fast black dude who always wears a bluetooth and is straight off the streets of ethiopia.

can run over 9000 miles in under 6 minutes and always wears hip glasses like a boss. also does not prefer shirts or anything that has calories. Has hundreds of "sons".Even the girls are sons.

"YOU GUYS SUCK! STOP SCREWIN' AROUN'"!
-Coach Sealy

coach sealy by Rinus Ree November 3, 2011

Shealynn 

Shealynn

Smartest, kindest, strongest girl, if you see a shealynn keep her forever! She’s very funny but can be serious at times, she’s very touchy ;) thick and athletic but can be very clumsy! She’s very good at responding back fast! You will be amazed by the kind of mother shealynn will turn out too! Shealynn is a little obsessive but can handle herself. She is very loyal and caring but don’t get her on her bad side.. She sometimes goes by the name of Shea. Even tho people hurt her multiple times she will always end up forgiving them. She does not care what other people think she goes by herself..

Shealynn is very outgoing huh?

Kevin: yea I’ll say

Shealynn by Ashley kennel November 6, 2019

Stealy McGrabbit 

Any fucker who plays a team sport and doesn't realize that there is anyone else on his team.

I almost had that one but Stealy McGrabbit over there sacked me and fucking stole it.

Stealy McGrabbit by SpaceCoyote April 13, 2004

Sealy productions 

What you call a gay sexual male (or female) who will probaly say this is fake and gay

this man gay, sealy productions type of gay

Sealy productions by Sealyhater August 19, 2019

Shealyn 

the sexiest girl you will ever see. she is mostly adored by older guys. she hangs out with her 5 best friends all the time. and she hangs out with her guy friends all the time. she will have a 99.9% to marry a guy that names start with a 'J' or 'Z'. greatest girl that you will ever meet.

Thats Shealyn. Shes so hot.

Shealyn by 27alltheway April 10, 2009