Roger's definitions

Huve

Huve is one of the most merciless arena players known to EverQuest. Well known for destroying lowbies.

Yeah, Huve is in the arena again; we are leaving.

by Roger October 14, 2004

Dunkpug

An extremely smelly vagina.

I was just about to go down on Sally but I could smell that she had a dunkpug and decided not to.

by Roger December 29, 2004

Spearsy

1) Crazy Dog Lady
2) Alcoholic

You'll end up like Spearsy

by Roger December 30, 2003

Canada

A great country, one of the best countries to live in.

Who cares about who is better. The United States and Canada are both great countries. Anyone who uses those stupid stereotypes should be taken out in the street and shot at.

The whole Canada vs. America shit is stupid, get a life.

by Roger September 3, 2003

hummer

1. Similar to a blowjob, but more pleasurable to the ass clown giving it than to the Boofer getting it.
2. Also know as "gobbling" one's stuff...

"Darren is an ass clown, but he gives great hummers", said Jace.

by Roger February 26, 2003

jocko homo

a straight jock who is so straight and so jock-like that he's obviously a neandertal and/or gay. Almost always from the suburbs.(Thus it is practically a synonym for "male suburbanite")

Yo, look who's cruising down the main drag in their white Jeep on a Friday night lookin' to get some- it's species jocko homo!

by roger January 29, 2004

doored

v. to crash into and/or over a driver's side door(of a vehicle) while riding your bike. A painful biking experience
where two conflicting world-views collide.

What happened to your face?!
I was riding down first and some fucking yuppie got out of their beamer without looking and I got doored and did a face plant. Fuck!

by roger February 3, 2004