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Litney Spears

Substantially more than the normal amount of ‘lit’
Guys, we’re getting Litney Spears tonight!
Litney Spears by Georgina McInnes October 10, 2018

Britney Spears 

Britney Spears along freedom, bacon and pancakes are the most precious national treasures!
Britney Spears by PopGuru August 24, 2015

britney spears 

a badass bitch who needs to be free!! #freebritney btw
she’s worked so hard for what she has to only get it taken away from her by her “team” and her dumbass father jamie spears. she loves her children, she loves her friends and family (mostly), and she LOVES her fans!! she is a woman who absolutely needs her life back and we’ll (the b army) keep fighting for it!! this shouldn’t be a debate, it’s a life we’re talking about and it’s the legendary ms britney spears for god damn sake! let our queen b go and let her live!!
#FREEBRITNEYJEANSPEARSNOW !!!!

we love you and are fighting for you brit <3
britney spears

did you see britney’s latest post on instagram?
oh yea um she’s not well rn.

Britney Spears 

The most unproblematic celebrity you will ever meet. She is very beautiful and very kind.
Gemma: Wow have you seen Britney Spears new Instagram post?

Ellie: Yeah I have she looks absolutely gorgeous.

Gemma: I know right!

Jamie P. Spears 

An abusive, alcoholic, father with a weak colon, who imprisoned his daughter, Britney, took away her human rights, drugged her & forced her to work against her will.
Jamie P. Spears has ruptured his colon from being penetrated too hard by Lou M. Taylor.
Jamie P. Spears by FreeBritney4Ever September 25, 2021

Clitney Spears

Clitney spears is when a photographer takes a picture of a girl, not knowing the girl is flashing her twat on camera. Sometimes occasionally, if the camera man is a dick, he will publish the picture online to thousands of people around the world to see. Common in Hollywood.
Girl 1 - I went to Hollywood on vacation, Some perv asked me to get my picture taken and I was piss drunk and flashed my Vagina right before the snap shot. Now Im suddenly popular on the internet.

Girl 2 - Oh shit, You totally gave that mother fucker a clitney Spears.
Clitney Spears by Timpunk667788554 January 25, 2009