Someone who is obessed beyond all reason with Sons of Anarchy.
Taken from such words as 'Twihard' for Twilight fans.
Taken from such words as 'Twihard' for Twilight fans.
"You are such an SOAtard!"
"Yea I know I am, but so are you.. I see you drooling over Jax Teller too.
"Yea I know I am, but so are you.. I see you drooling over Jax Teller too.
by KitKyle June 21, 2011
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Get the Sovtard mug.Seatard is a word for the most useless animal in the water, the manatee.
The word was coined by Taylor Ramsauer fo the Mediocre Show.
Eric: Manatees are the retard of the sea.
Taylor: they are seatards.
The word was coined by Taylor Ramsauer fo the Mediocre Show.
Eric: Manatees are the retard of the sea.
Taylor: they are seatards.
"All seatards do is get stuck in boat propellers.
by KieranK August 5, 2007
Get the seatard mug.A combination of 'Social' and 'Retard'. Namely referring to those who lack the ability to relate socially to others. Commonly found in the auditing and accounting communities, a 'soctard' frequently fails to appreciate that they have an unpleasant and unlikeable way of communicating.
"I want to view your purchases ledger for the month to April 15th. What do you mean you don't have it? Where is it kept? What internal procedures do you have in place to monitor who views it? None? NONE?!"
"You're a soctard."
"You're a soctard."
by Warren Meech April 15, 2008
Get the soctard mug.A person who drinks soy "milk" and complains about the need for non dairy alternatives in an overly aggressive and somewhat retarded manner.
These people are often lactarded as well.
These people are often lactarded as well.
Dorm Resident: Hey Elaine! I picked up all supplies for dorm brunch tomorrow.
Elaine (Dorm Director): Great, but I see you didn't get non-dairy milk alternatives for the soytards in the building.
Elaine (Dorm Director): Great, but I see you didn't get non-dairy milk alternatives for the soytards in the building.
by Tanaka Mushi September 4, 2006
Get the soytard mug.Somone who is smart yet retarded in a sense. Particularly, a person who is smatarded is only smart when intelligence is being called upon. Otherwise mainly random, stupid, mentally handicapped, dumbfounded, and ADD. Most of the time, unintelligent people cannot see through this type of person and assume that they really are just completely stupid, but on the inside the smatarded person is laughing at them because they are the lesser.
Joe: Bro, I need help on my Pre-calculus... but nobody 'cept Shmoe is around.. and he's just stupid!
*Shmoe quickly and hastily solves the problem*
Shmoe: Only believe half of what you see;)
Joe: Whoa, he's like.. smart but retarded..smatarded!
*Shmoe quickly and hastily solves the problem*
Shmoe: Only believe half of what you see;)
Joe: Whoa, he's like.. smart but retarded..smatarded!
by Wolfywoof March 24, 2011
Get the smatarded mug.Sontard is the oldest child of youtubers Shaycarl and Katilette. He is the older brother of Princesstard, Babytard, and Rocktard. As the eldest child, Sontard is a very loving older bro and looks out for all his younger siblings. He definitely looks up to his father in a lot of ways and will prove to be a great man someday.
Of all things, Sontard definitely knows how to bust some moves. He will break out dancing anytime, anywhere. His specialty is definitely the worm. Sontard is also mad G and loves hip hop. All the girls in his class like him, leading him to wonder "how did I get so handsome?"
Some of his other hobbies include chasing his sister around the house and playing sports. He's probably the buffest, coolest, more awesome 1st grader you'll ever meet.
Of all things, Sontard definitely knows how to bust some moves. He will break out dancing anytime, anywhere. His specialty is definitely the worm. Sontard is also mad G and loves hip hop. All the girls in his class like him, leading him to wonder "how did I get so handsome?"
Some of his other hobbies include chasing his sister around the house and playing sports. He's probably the buffest, coolest, more awesome 1st grader you'll ever meet.
Person 1: WHOA! Is that Sontard doing the worm dance and being cool and sh**?!
Person 2: Hell yeah, bro!
Sontard: I'll do the worm dance anytime and anywhere I go!
Person: Prove it.
Sontard: *breaks down and does the sickest worm dance in history*
Person: EPIC!
Person 2: Hell yeah, bro!
Sontard: I'll do the worm dance anytime and anywhere I go!
Person: Prove it.
Sontard: *breaks down and does the sickest worm dance in history*
Person: EPIC!
by ilovemypuppyjenna97 August 19, 2011
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