Top definition
A combination of the words "Twilight' and "Die-Hard", Twihards (usually young females) are obsessive fans of the "Twilight Saga" series of books by author Stephenie Meyer, and the film adaptations. Twihards embrace all things Twilight with religious zeal, daily visiting fansites, quoting dialoge from the series, and stalking (online or in person) the films' stars, especially on the Vancouver BC movie set. Most Twihards are "Team Edward", although the self-declared sub-category "Team Jacob" also qualifies for the Twihard designation. Comment or remark to a Twihard, and she can relate it to Twilight instantly.
Overheard conversation between two Twihards; "Only 84 days, 25 min. & 32 seconds til the next Twilight movie comes out!" Squeee!
by ditty2 August 17, 2009
Get the mug
Get a Twihard mug for your dog Zora.
May 12 Word of the Day
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
Get the merch
Get the Thumb Day neck gaiter and mug.
A human being who is a fan of Stephenie Meyer's 'Twilight Series', consisting of 'Twilight', 'New Moon', 'Eclipse', and 'Breaking Dawn'. Twi-Hards are usually quite addicted to the series, and would be considered 'obsessed' by some. (Formerly known as 'Twilighters')
On the set of the "Twilight" movie, Twi-Hards have been seen camping out so that they can both see the actors and perhaps sneak onto the set.
by Heather Hoover April 14, 2008
Get the mug
Get a Twi-Hard mug for your daughter Jovana.
Stupid obsessive people (mostly teenage girls) who are "in love with fictional characters and wouldn't know a good book if it punched them in the face.
Twihard: "OMG!! Isn't Edward Cullen like so hot??? I'm gonna marry him!!!"

Awesome person who isn't insane: "Dude, he's not real."

Twihard: "How could you say that?! I'm in love with him!!"
by GirZimDibGaz January 06, 2009
Get the merch
Get the Twihard neck gaiter and mug.
An serious/obsessive reader of the Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer, one leap above Twilighters.

The difference between being a Twilighter and being a Twihard, is that Twihards have embraced a new Twiligion... er.... I mean, religion based on Twilight. They live and breath Twilight. Most Twihards are for Edward and Bella. Therefore, those Twihards are all for true love & love at first sight. Point out one thing to a Twihard, and they can relate it to Twilight instantly. Savage and wild, they need every single thing to be perfect in the upcoming Twilight movie.

(Or at least, me being a Twihard myself, this is what I do)
1. You constantly check the Lex for new updates. Daily. (Six times an hour for me.)
2. Twilight Tuesday is the most important day of the week.
3. You dream of going to Forks, or living in Forks.
4. You have urges to visit Italy.
5. It's sick, but you wish Vampires totally existed so you can marry one.
6. You refer to Twilight as "literary crack" or a "textually transmitted disease"
7. You've supplied said literary crack to your friends, and wouldn't talk to them until they read the series.
8. Your favorite fruit is now a red apple.
9. Ruffled tulips are one of your favorite flowers.
10. Whenever you hear "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne, you can't help but replacing the words with "Edward is a Virgin"
11. When you grow up, one of your kids is going to be named Edward.
12. Your expectations on boys has suddenly shot through the roof.
13. You dream of driving a red 1953 Chevy Pickup, while your husband drives a silver Volvo s60 r.
14. You look up to the sky on a rainy day, and think "Damn I feel as if I'm in Forks!"
15. Your school projects all relate to Twilight in some way.
16. You love running to the Lex & yelling at other people.
17. You hate how Edward has a fattish, hairy chest while Jacob has a six pack.
18. You dream about killing Bella so you can date Edward.
19. If you could have one wish, it would be that you were Bella.
20. The perfect book covers have a black cover with something red in the middle of it.
21. You hate Jasper's hair, since it looks like the wig is about to pop off any minute.
22. All you want is everything to be perfect in the movie.
23. You have considered sprinkling glitter on your future/husband so you can pretend your with Edward.
24. You have seen a silver Volvo parked outside a store, and have either taken a picture with it and/or gone inside the store and look for Edward.
25. At Italian restaurants, you have ordered mushroom ravioli and a coke.
26. You know the real reason behind James going crazy is because Edward stole his cookies.
27. All of your friends think you need to see a shrink.
28. Talking with random strangers about Twilight is fun!
29. You are willing to read Wuthering Heights, since both Edward and Bella have read it.
30. Edward Cullen is your (fictional) boyfriend.
31. You've tacked Cullen on to the end of your first name... just to see how it sounded.
32. You've forced your boyfriend/husband/best boy friend to read Twilight, and made them take Edward's actions to heart.
33. Your MySpace profile is either dedicated to Twilight, or has a huge portion of it dedicated to Twilight.
34. You've Photoshopped yourself & made yourself really pale, given yourself golden eyes, and bruises underneath your eyes.
35. You enjoy criticizing every aspect of the Twilight movie, since you know they are only taking out your favorite quote/scene just to annoy you.
36. When someone makes fun of Twilight, it's like they are making fun of you, and you jump into an argument with them about how Twilight kicks ass.
37. You have realized your mean when it comes to Twilight the book & the movie, but don't care, because your only doing it out of love.
38. It was the end of the world when they released the EW magazine cover, and you took one look at Edward & wanted to puke.
39. You felt betrayed when you found out Edward would drive a hatchback instead of the s60 r.
40. You refer to to Robert Pattinson as RPattz or Spunk Ransom.
41. And finally, you are willing to spend hours on an essay/word/website that probably won't ever be read, just cause you want to talk about Twilight.
While Twilighters are open to changes with the book in the upcoming Twilight movies, Twihards are very conservative, and hate whenever something changes.

Those Twihards got really pissed off at MTV for spending a Tuesday interviewing The Bella Cullen Project.
by xoxoslythERIN July 11, 2008
Get the merch
Get the Twihard neck gaiter and mug.
An individual that will more than likely take extreme and hostile actions towards any other individual that either has no interest in the Twilight series or believes it to be a collection of filth on paper that could have been used for a better purpose such as wiping one's bum.

These are everyday examples of Twihards.
by FapSmith April 07, 2009
Get the mug
Get a Twihard mug for your sister-in-law Riley.
fans of twilight and stupid nerds who cant get over a masked super senior citizen who is a stalker and is a perv, because he loves a super young girl.
Today i slapped some Twihards because they were stupid.
by awesome MLIAer ninja December 29, 2010
Get the mug
Get a Twihards mug for your sister-in-law Beatrix.