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A combination of 'Social' and 'Retard'. Namely referring to those who lack the ability to relate socially to others. Commonly found in the auditing and accounting communities, a 'soctard' frequently fails to appreciate that they have an unpleasant and unlikeable way of communicating.
"I want to view your purchases ledger for the month to April 15th. What do you mean you don't have it? Where is it kept? What internal procedures do you have in place to monitor who views it? None? NONE?!"

"You're a soctard."
soctard by Warren Meech April 15, 2008
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socktarded 

When the simple task of putting socks onto your feet becomes an impossible challenge.
One friend to another," How did you get that cast on your arm?"
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."
socktarded by jpg3 November 25, 2011
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A sovereign citizen.
Did you see that sovtard on Youtube trying to get out of a traffic stop?
Sovtard by satrain181 June 18, 2018
A person who drinks soy "milk" and complains about the need for non dairy alternatives in an overly aggressive and somewhat retarded manner.

These people are often lactarded as well.
Dorm Resident: Hey Elaine! I picked up all supplies for dorm brunch tomorrow.

Elaine (Dorm Director): Great, but I see you didn't get non-dairy milk alternatives for the soytards in the building.
soytard by Tanaka Mushi September 4, 2006
Sontard is the oldest child of youtubers Shaycarl and Katilette. He is the older brother of Princesstard, Babytard, and Rocktard. As the eldest child, Sontard is a very loving older bro and looks out for all his younger siblings. He definitely looks up to his father in a lot of ways and will prove to be a great man someday.

Of all things, Sontard definitely knows how to bust some moves. He will break out dancing anytime, anywhere. His specialty is definitely the worm. Sontard is also mad G and loves hip hop. All the girls in his class like him, leading him to wonder "how did I get so handsome?"

Some of his other hobbies include chasing his sister around the house and playing sports. He's probably the buffest, coolest, more awesome 1st grader you'll ever meet.
Person 1: WHOA! Is that Sontard doing the worm dance and being cool and sh**?!

Person 2: Hell yeah, bro!

Sontard: I'll do the worm dance anytime and anywhere I go!
Person: Prove it.
Sontard: *breaks down and does the sickest worm dance in history*
Person: EPIC!
Sontard by ilovemypuppyjenna97 August 19, 2011
This white guy driving down the street with gangster rap blasting is a softard
softard by Killa5s July 12, 2018
Social Retard, one who can't function normally in society.
Dude, Brock can't talk to girls without saying something stupid, he is such a Sotard.
Sotard by Case Face August 26, 2007
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