skatard

(skate retard) A retarded person who skateboards only because of thier lack of brain power to do anything else.

"You're such a skatard."

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 24, 2003

skitarded

A special form of retardation mainly appearing in a half man/ half dinosaur creature known as the Ski. Condition is also common among many individuals of Polish descent. Skitardation is known to cause massive stupidity, social retardation, inability to communicate in english or any language for that matter, snaggle teeth, severe twitching ( AKA "Skiezures), and long-term virginity often lasting well into the thirties.

Guy from chicago: What the hell is wrong with that polish dude?

Other Guy from Chicago: He's completely Skitarded, you cuntsicle!

by General VonDouchenbag February 8, 2010

seatard

Seatard is a word for the most useless animal in the water, the manatee.
The word was coined by Taylor Ramsauer fo the Mediocre Show.

Eric: Manatees are the retard of the sea.
Taylor: they are seatards.

"All seatards do is get stuck in boat propellers.

by KieranK August 5, 2007

smatarded

Somone who is smart yet retarded in a sense. Particularly, a person who is smatarded is only smart when intelligence is being called upon. Otherwise mainly random, stupid, mentally handicapped, dumbfounded, and ADD. Most of the time, unintelligent people cannot see through this type of person and assume that they really are just completely stupid, but on the inside the smatarded person is laughing at them because they are the lesser.

Joe: Bro, I need help on my Pre-calculus... but nobody 'cept Shmoe is around.. and he's just stupid!
*Shmoe quickly and hastily solves the problem*
Shmoe: Only believe half of what you see;)
Joe: Whoa, he's like.. smart but retarded..smatarded!

by Wolfywoof March 24, 2011

Skytard

When one acts subordinate in knowledge whilst being under the influence of psychoactive drugs, typically tetrahydrocannabinol (THC); The subject is 'high', which gives reason to the use of sky, they are also unable to use commonly known knowledge at a proficient rate.

Jennifer Aniston sure is a skytard when she's high!

by Shamisen Blutoe February 19, 2019

Skaturday

Meant to be seen as Ska-turday it is a combination of the word Ska, a genre of music that mixes punk, reggae and jazz with a large cult following but without mainstream success and the "turday" suffix from the word saturday. No it is not about "skat" or is it about skating it is all about the Toasters, Reel Big Fish and The Specials. Comes from a MTV program in the 90s that broadcasted ska music videos

Ska fan #1 "Hey man how about we head to a Streetlight Manifesto show tommorow"
Ska fan #2 "Yeah lets turn this Saturday into a Skaturday!"
Ska fan #1 "Dude that was fucking stupid, dont say that shit at the show"

by Ska-Boom!! September 30, 2009

Seatard

A person living in Seattle who behaves and thinks that the world is just like Seattle, therefore their behavior is normal/acceptable.

The person who thought that renting any random person's car is a good idea is a real Seatard.

by CocoSantango May 7, 2012