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Snowanasia

Snowanasia - (from New Jersey meaning "slow death from massive snowstorms)

Snowanasia is categorized in different ways, which include voluntary, non-voluntary, or involuntary and active or passive.

Snowanasia is usually used to refer to active hatred of being snowed in week after week and in this sense, snowanasia is usually considered to be caused by a lack of snow shovels, snow blowers, warm clothing, warm gloves and a good supply of salt to deice ones driveway or walkway.
Hey dude, I've been snowed in all winter. Can't get to work, can't see my girlfriend, I'm eating outdated cornflakes and I'm going crazy. Could I commit snowaside? I think the honorable thing to do is snowanasia!
Snowanasia by BobNJ January 13, 2011

Snowday Roulette 

The risky work-avoiding game one plays on the night before a possible snow day at work, school, etc.
Billy: Hey Rick, finished that lab report yet?

Rick: Nah, I'm gonna play some snowday roulette tonight. You know we're supposed to get five inches tomorrow?
Snowday Roulette by JetTripleSeven February 20, 2011

nowadays 

nowadays by Shroomy toons January 27, 2004

Turkish Snowday 

When a man and another man have sexual intercourse. Right before ejaculation the dominant male turns on his ceiling fan and releases his semen into it. Causing the cum to fly all over the room. The other man now must try and catch as much of the falling semen in his mouth like snowflakes falling from the sky
Man I gave that hot bitch Ryan a Turkish Snowday last night
Turkish Snowday by Swazey1450 September 30, 2022

Texas Snowday

A term coined to reference the falling of a snowflake in Texas, which often is used as a signal from the heavens to indicate the approach of the apocalypse. School and buisiness will cease all over the state and everyone will take the day off to pray for mercy from the freezing wrath of being buried under snow. Often occurs in Febuary, once every hundred or so years. So far thtey've only been false signals and the world as we know it has not yet ended. There are some who consider the Texas Snowday as mere superstition and file it along with the Y2K bug and other such nonsensical theories. These people are considered too be uneducated and unintelligent.
"Dear lord, please rescue us from the everlasting darkness of te barren winter and restore the fire to our souls"
-traditional Texas Snowday Prayer, should be repeated consistently between the hours of 6 P.M. and 6 A.M. for best effects.
Texas Snowday by Green Soldier April 19, 2009

Snowday Withdrawl 

That feeling you get in the middle of winter when there's no snow, no days under 45, and no ice. Common symptoms include nausea, depression, and the desire to skip school.
Ashton: "I got some Snowday Withdrawl, man"
Matt: "Take a day off man. You need it."