Definitions by Swazey1450
The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler
An unidentified Portuguese Man once a year on September 13th kidnaps two male victims. The first one is mounted atop a bicycle, whereas the second victim is pinned down as a bike spoke from the attached bicycle is driven into his penis. The victim atop the bicycle is forced to pedal until there is nothing remained of his buddies Johnson.
The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler by Swazey1450 August 20, 2024
The Bulgarian Lunch Line
When two male students from Bulgaria cut to the front of the lunch line and challenge each other to a sword fight (with their penises) right there right now whoever comes out on top at the end of the fight gets to be served lunch first this is very common practice in Bulgaria but it is slightly more shocking to see in other places.
The German Lunch Lady complained that Chadwick and brady where performing the Bulgarian lunch line and put a stop to it pretty quick
The Bulgarian Lunch Line by Swazey1450 March 30, 2023
Ukrainian Mistletoe
When 2 Ukrainian brothers attend a Christmas party and stand under a mistletoe and as per Ukrainian tradition they measure their penises the male with longer cock gets to smash a beer bottle on the losers head
Jamilyn attended this years Christmas party but accidentally stepped under the mistletoe causing a Ukrainian mistletoe safe to say she lost
Ukrainian Mistletoe by Swazey1450 March 2, 2023
Australian Coconut Water
When 1000s of men from all over Australia come to a local fruit stand in melbourne once a year with power drills and they steal 1000s of coconuts and drill them out and at the count of 5 they all burst their seminal fluids into the coconuts in unison
Australian Coconut Water by Swazey1450 March 2, 2023
pulling a Lewinsky
pulling a Lewinsky by Swazey1450 March 1, 2023
Switzerland dog Pound
Switzerland dog Pound by Swazey1450 February 27, 2023
Turkish Snowday
When a man and another man have sexual intercourse. Right before ejaculation the dominant male turns on his ceiling fan and releases his semen into it. Causing the cum to fly all over the room. The other man now must try and catch as much of the falling semen in his mouth like snowflakes falling from the sky
Turkish Snowday by Swazey1450 September 30, 2022