MemesNotMorons's definitions

Gang Rape

The misconception that this type of rape is "legal" is the joke in this definition.

Eugene: "Hehehe, I'm gonna go rape some pussy tonight ;)"
Ashton: "You retard, rape is illegal. Can't just go around announcing it like that!"
Eugene: "That's why I'm recruiting you to make it Gang Rape! There's more than 50% consent, so it's legal!"
Ashton: "Seems logical."

by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017

Panda Sex

1. noun: Interracial sex
2: adjective: When two virgins have no idea how to fuck

Ashton: "Doooood look at this PornHub video!"
Matt: "Damn, are these guys having Panda Sex? Their 69 is just flopping on their bellies!"

by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017

iDubbbz Enthusiast

One who is so obsessed that they adopt his humor style to a whole new level. They act like "comedic release" is something everyone should care about, and go on rants about things that iDubbbz himself would tell them to kill themselves if he heard them. They feel that exactly replicating his humor style will make them "funny", so they judge anything that moves. Can be associated with the words "prepubescent, fag, squeaker, bitch". This is not directed at someone who uses iDubbbz humor, just if you live by it. Takes "hypo" from "Hypocritical" to a whole new level.

Michael (iDubbbz Enthusiast): "Justify yourself, bitch. Why were you talking about TF2? That game is more cancerous than you. Kill yourself, faggot."
iDubbbz: "What is this little piece of shit, kill yourself before your peers do it"

by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017

The Pearl

A short story by John Steinbeck, in which contains so many innuendos, it can only be perceived that this was an acceptable thing at the time.

Replace puncture with dick: "Juana stopped sucking the puncture for a moment. The little hole was

slightly enlarged and its edges whitened from the sucking, but the red

swelling extended farther around it in a hard lymphatic mound." (Steinbeck 7, The Pearl)

by MemesNotMorons February 8, 2017

Snowday Withdrawl

That feeling you get in the middle of winter when there's no snow, no days under 45, and no ice. Common symptoms include nausea, depression, and the desire to skip school.

Ashton: "I got some Snowday Withdrawl, man"
Matt: "Take a day off man. You need it."

by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017

Genieous

Like any traditional genie, this genie grants you three or more wishes. However, this genie has a PhD in whale biology, so he can advise on wise choices for your wishes! Always hope for a genieous to come out of that damn lamp!

Ashton: "I want three busty babes"
Genieous: "Why not have all of them? I AM a genie"
Ashton: "Never leave me"

by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017

Urban Spammer

This is a common occurrence on the website we all love...Urban Dictionary! Urban spamming tends to take place because people get way too butthurt that their "funny" definition of iDubbbz keeps getting rejected! Urban Spammers tend to keep remaking the same definition and immediately going to the votes to upvote their definition so they have a large definition glossary.

Ashton: "How did this definition get on this?! It's HORRIBLE!"
Joey: "I don't know. Urban Spammer? 'Are you sure about that?' is pretty dang straightforward!"

by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017