Gang Rape

The misconception that this type of rape is "legal" is the joke in this definition.

Eugene: "Hehehe, I'm gonna go rape some pussy tonight ;)"
Ashton: "You retard, rape is illegal. Can't just go around announcing it like that!"
Eugene: "That's why I'm recruiting you to make it Gang Rape! There's more than 50% consent, so it's legal!"
Ashton: "Seems logical."

by MemesNotMorons February 09, 2017

The Pearl

A short story by John Steinbeck, in which contains so many innuendos, it can only be perceived that this was an acceptable thing at the time.

Replace puncture with dick: "Juana stopped sucking the puncture for a moment. The little hole was

slightly enlarged and its edges whitened from the sucking, but the red

swelling extended farther around it in a hard lymphatic mound." (Steinbeck 7, The Pearl)

by MemesNotMorons February 09, 2017

Snowday Withdrawl

That feeling you get in the middle of winter when there's no snow, no days under 45, and no ice. Common symptoms include nausea, depression, and the desire to skip school.

Ashton: "I got some Snowday Withdrawl, man"
Matt: "Take a day off man. You need it."

by MemesNotMorons February 09, 2017

Special-Needs

The nice way of telling someone they're a hardcore-feminist

Ashton: "Look at that special-needs dude over there!"
Matt: "...they're not special needs"
Ashton: "I mean a feminist, dude."

by MemesNotMorons February 09, 2017

My Dude

When you're too retarded and/or lazy to try to fish someone's name from the depths of your endlessly blank mind to address them properly.

"Get out of my seat, my dude"
Eugene: "Eugene hails to NO ONE! ALLAH ACKBAAAAR"

by MemesNotMorons February 09, 2017

fAgit

Not your everyday faggot...much gayer, much more retarded, and much, much, MUCH, more autistic.

Ashton: "Hey here comes that fAgit, Eugene. EUGEEEEEEEEEEEENE"
Matt: "You never learn..."
Eugene: "Eugenos, use Slash!"

by MemesNotMorons February 09, 2017

Weak Chin

Anyone who has anything resembling the thing that isn't on the bottom half of Leafy's face has little to no chin

"Weak Chin"-CHIN CHINERY, CHIN CHINERY, CHIN CHIN CHEREE, NO CHIN IS LUCKY, AS LUCKY CAN BE

by MemesNotMorons February 10, 2017