MemesNotMorons's definitions

The Laugher

That kid who follows around the kid with the canned, overused sense of humor that whines about every little thing, and The Laugher, (hence the name) laughs at whatever his rabbi says to make them feel better about their pathetic comedic relief.

Michael: "Jesus, what is with all these kids saying 'Fight me' and not doing anything? Pisses me off! If you're going to swing, SWING!"
The Laugher: *bursts out laughing*
Everyone Else: "It's a joke. They don't mean they want to really swing you fucking tard."

by MemesNotMorons February 8, 2017

The Pearl

A short story by John Steinbeck, in which contains so many innuendos, it can only be perceived that this was an acceptable thing at the time.

Replace puncture with dick: "Juana stopped sucking the puncture for a moment. The little hole was

slightly enlarged and its edges whitened from the sucking, but the red

swelling extended farther around it in a hard lymphatic mound." (Steinbeck 7, The Pearl)

by MemesNotMorons February 8, 2017

My Dude

When you're too retarded and/or lazy to try to fish someone's name from the depths of your endlessly blank mind to address them properly.

"Get out of my seat, my dude"
Eugene: "Eugene hails to NO ONE! ALLAH ACKBAAAAR"

by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017

Genieous

Like any traditional genie, this genie grants you three or more wishes. However, this genie has a PhD in whale biology, so he can advise on wise choices for your wishes! Always hope for a genieous to come out of that damn lamp!

Ashton: "I want three busty babes"
Genieous: "Why not have all of them? I AM a genie"
Ashton: "Never leave me"

by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017

Snowday Withdrawl

That feeling you get in the middle of winter when there's no snow, no days under 45, and no ice. Common symptoms include nausea, depression, and the desire to skip school.

Ashton: "I got some Snowday Withdrawl, man"
Matt: "Take a day off man. You need it."

by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017

iDubbbz Enthusiast

One who is so obsessed that they adopt his humor style to a whole new level. They act like "comedic release" is something everyone should care about, and go on rants about things that iDubbbz himself would tell them to kill themselves if he heard them. They feel that exactly replicating his humor style will make them "funny", so they judge anything that moves. Can be associated with the words "prepubescent, fag, squeaker, bitch". This is not directed at someone who uses iDubbbz humor, just if you live by it. Takes "hypo" from "Hypocritical" to a whole new level.

Michael (iDubbbz Enthusiast): "Justify yourself, bitch. Why were you talking about TF2? That game is more cancerous than you. Kill yourself, faggot."
iDubbbz: "What is this little piece of shit, kill yourself before your peers do it"

by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017

Panda Sex

1. noun: Interracial sex
2: adjective: When two virgins have no idea how to fuck

Ashton: "Doooood look at this PornHub video!"
Matt: "Damn, are these guys having Panda Sex? Their 69 is just flopping on their bellies!"

by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017