SMASHYSMASH

V. Smashysmash-ED
N. Smashysmash

V. Dave: Neil, did u fuck?
Scoob: Hell naw, he didnt fuck.
Neil: Both of you are lame as hell, i SMASHYSMASHED!!!!

N. Dave: Neil fucked.
Scoob: Who?
Neil: Dont worry bout it, but i did a little SMASHYSMASH!!

SMASHYSMASH by Yung FLex July 9, 2007

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smishsmashtershmate

The act of masturbating a Puerto Rican midget, using Carrot Top's semen as lubricant, while having a Rhesus Monkey toss yo salad.

Last weekend my girlfriend was run over by a bus, so I had to smishsmashtershmate.

I ran out of KY, so I had to smishsmashtershmate.

smishsmashtershmate by JewCity March 19, 2010

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smashy smash

to engage in vigorous sexually activity

John is soooooo cute! I wish we could smashy smash!
Did you see Sarah? I wanna smashy smash that!
If Gabe and I were a couple, we'd smashy smash all day long!
No one likes me, people wouldn't even smashy smash with me...

smashy smash by Jake Reker January 30, 2018

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smishsmash

Universal term to promote something fun or to make humorous.

Want to play volleyball? Smishsmash!
I'm going to nail that chick. Smishsmash!
That sexy chick is a smishsmash!
Man I just failed that test. Smishsmash!
Man I railed that fatty! Smishsmash!
Man we smoked a fatty. Smishsmash!

smishsmash by hackaxle April 30, 2008

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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