SMASHYSMASH

V. Smashysmash-ED
N. Smashysmash

V. Dave: Neil, did u fuck?
Scoob: Hell naw, he didnt fuck.
Neil: Both of you are lame as hell, i SMASHYSMASHED!!!!

N. Dave: Neil fucked.
Scoob: Who?
Neil: Dont worry bout it, but i did a little SMASHYSMASH!!

by Yung FLex July 9, 2007

smishsmashtershmate

The act of masturbating a Puerto Rican midget, using Carrot Top's semen as lubricant, while having a Rhesus Monkey toss yo salad.

Last weekend my girlfriend was run over by a bus, so I had to smishsmashtershmate.

I ran out of KY, so I had to smishsmashtershmate.

by JewCity March 19, 2010

smashy smash

to engage in vigorous sexually activity

John is soooooo cute! I wish we could smashy smash!
Did you see Sarah? I wanna smashy smash that!
If Gabe and I were a couple, we'd smashy smash all day long!
No one likes me, people wouldn't even smashy smash with me...

by Jake Reker January 30, 2018

smishsmash

Universal term to promote something fun or to make humorous.

Want to play volleyball? Smishsmash!
I'm going to nail that chick. Smishsmash!
That sexy chick is a smishsmash!
Man I just failed that test. Smishsmash!
Man I railed that fatty! Smishsmash!
Man we smoked a fatty. Smishsmash!

by hackaxle April 30, 2008