The act of masturbating a Puerto Rican midget, using Carrot Top's semen as lubricant, while having a Rhesus Monkey toss yo salad.
Last weekend my girlfriend was run over by a bus, so I had to smishsmashtershmate.
I ran out of KY, so I had to smishsmashtershmate.
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