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smishsmashtershmate

The act of masturbating a Puerto Rican midget, using Carrot Top's semen as lubricant, while having a Rhesus Monkey toss yo salad.

Last weekend my girlfriend was run over by a bus, so I had to smishsmashtershmate.

I ran out of KY, so I had to smishsmashtershmate.

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