smishsmash 

Universal term to promote something fun or to make humorous.

Want to play volleyball? Smishsmash!
I'm going to nail that chick. Smishsmash!
That sexy chick is a smishsmash!
Man I just failed that test. Smishsmash!
Man I railed that fatty! Smishsmash!
Man we smoked a fatty. Smishsmash!

smishsmash by hackaxle April 30, 2008

smishsmashtershmate 

The act of masturbating a Puerto Rican midget, using Carrot Top's semen as lubricant, while having a Rhesus Monkey toss yo salad.

Last weekend my girlfriend was run over by a bus, so I had to smishsmashtershmate.

I ran out of KY, so I had to smishsmashtershmate.

smishsmashtershmate by JewCity March 19, 2010

Smissmas 

It's Christmas except there's a French spy, some Santa soldier, skinny McDonalds cashier, Scudworth from clone high, (hot) australian, black scottish cyclops, fire man, russian man and yeehaw texan man. In other words, Christmas in the game/comics Team Fortress 2.

guy 1: "yo dude its christmas"
guy 2: "do you mean smissmas"
guy 1: "goddamn it stop doing this"

Smissmas by jakorcuppa November 24, 2020

SMASHYSMASH 

V. Smashysmash-ED
N. Smashysmash

V. Dave: Neil, did u fuck?
Scoob: Hell naw, he didnt fuck.
Neil: Both of you are lame as hell, i SMASHYSMASHED!!!!

N. Dave: Neil fucked.
Scoob: Who?
Neil: Dont worry bout it, but i did a little SMASHYSMASH!!

SMASHYSMASH by Yung FLex July 9, 2007

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019