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Crashy Smashy Die Die Die 

A song written and sung by Foxxy Love and produced by Spanky ham from the animated series drawn together on Comedy Central. The Song is about the deaths of the 4 members of the Foxxy 5 which were run over by Foxxy and caused her to write a song about the event.

Foxxy: splattered cross the hood, bloody guts and pain! (squishy squishy, my oh my!)
Compound fracture, punctured lung, bashed in brains! (crashy smashy die die die!)
Crunchy cracky smacky wacky - all that's left
Is best friend puddin' topped with asphalt death...
Hey crashy smashy...
Crash and die! (crashy smashy my oh my!)
Crash and die! (crashy smashy die die die!)
Crash and die! (crashy smashy my oh my!)
Crash and die! (crashy smashy die die die!)
Crashy Smashy Die Die Die is written and sung by Foxxy Love and produced by Spank Ham

Smash and Crash 

A term used to describe a situation where a person sleeps with someone just to live at their house but has no intent on being with that person.
- So is this your girlfriend?
-No, she just won't leave.
-Oh so she's a smash and crash!
Smash and Crash by 3withaC November 24, 2015

Smash and Crash 

To purposely become intoxicated and either pass out or sleep on a floor/bed/sofa/animal/member of the opposite sex at an appropriate social event.
"Mark, are you smashing and crashing at that partay tomorrow?"

"Aye, I am pulling a 'smash and crash' tomorrow Alex"
Smash and Crash by alexbericheath October 4, 2008

Smash and Crash 

Term used to define being so tired but still wanting to tear a piece off before passing out.
My girlfriend came in the room naked, but I was so tired last night after work, that it was just a smash and crash.
Smash and Crash by DrSatch May 10, 2020

Smash My Crash Bash 

An expression used to emphasise your lack of care at something. Can also be used to show your absolute shock at something. When used you instantly win the confrontation.

This term orginated from the awesome game "Crash Bash" for the playstation.
Tim : You havent washed the dog, hes covered in cow poo!
Tom : Why dont you smash my crash bash?!
Tim : OK sorry, i'll do it.

John : Why does my head hurt?
Bill : Mate! A car fell off the cliff on fire landed on your head, blew up and then i wee'd on it!
John : ...Smash my Crash Bash!
Smash My Crash Bash by Westy Testy October 17, 2005