SKOYCH 

Skoych is an acronym for "Skeet on yo chest."

Girl, you's lookn' hot, you make me wanna skoych.
or
Slow down woman so I can skoych.

SKOYCH by S@T@N October 11, 2005

Skoochie Doochie 

The act of cutely seducing your partner through genital combat.

Locking crotches and swapping gravy.

Tunnel patrol.

Disappointing God.

He would drive 20 miles just to skoochie doochie.

Skoochie Doochie by Fart Industries March 26, 2022

skouche 

Noun: a substance usually pertaining to alcohol or weed
Verb: the action of drinking or smoking
Skouched: pertains to someone who has become intoxicated to a level of greatness
Skoucher: someone who gets intoxicated with you or someone who is intoxicated on a regular basis

A popular term among college and high school students that relates to weed and alcohol. It is a substitute for the simple terms of drunk or high, but unique enough to separate itself from other common party slang such as keyed or faded. Skouche seperates itself by being able to take many forms such as skouche, skouched, and a skoucher. For example you can't call someone a key, just because they are keyed or smoke a lot, but you can call someone a skoucher if they have drank or smoked, or if they are intoxicated quite often. Skouche best replaces the term crossed, the state of being drunk and high, because skouche can relate to being drunk and high or both.

First coined in Delta Fraternity of WWU

"dude... you are so skouched right now."
"hey bro, want to go skouche."
"how skouched are you right now?"
"oh hey! what's up skoucher!?"
"ay did you grab the skouche bro?"
"i was so skouched last night."
"i'm really tryna get skouched right now!"

skouche by skoucher June 11, 2018

Skoncher 

The ending lick of a particularly awesome jazz phrase. A person who is extremely adept and playing jazz or bebop.

That guy is a real skoncher! He would even be called a Skonch Master

Skoncher by Skoncher June 5, 2019

skoch 

a small amount, just a little bit,
antonym: [shitload}

You know, I think that I still need just a skoch more of that spaghetti there.

skoch by stickboy02027 November 17, 2004

Skonch 

An Israeli slang word for the vagina of an obese girl or woman.

When a guy at the mall threw his Cinnabon to his girlfriend to finish, he accidentally hit her in the crotch. Jared started laughing and yelled, "She caught it, right in her Skonch!"

Skonch by Aeryck April 12, 2008

Skouching 

When a girl sits on a couch, with two men on both sides of her, and goes skiing. Simultaneous handjobs.

"Yo that bitch went skouching at the party on the weekend!"

"For real?"
"Word bro."

Skouching by bsteez October 19, 2009