Noun: a substance usually pertaining to alcohol or weed
Verb: the action of drinking or smoking
Skouched: pertains to someone who has become intoxicated to a level of greatness
Skoucher: someone who gets intoxicated with you or someone who is intoxicated on a regular basis

A popular term among college and high school students that relates to weed and alcohol. It is a substitute for the simple terms of drunk or high, but unique enough to separate itself from other common party slang such as keyed or faded. Skouche seperates itself by being able to take many forms such as skouche, skouched, and a skoucher. For example you can't call someone a key, just because they are keyed or smoke a lot, but you can call someone a skoucher if they have drank or smoked, or if they are intoxicated quite often. Skouche best replaces the term crossed, the state of being drunk and high, because skouche can relate to being drunk and high or both.

First coined in Delta Fraternity of WWU

"dude... you are so skouched right now."
"hey bro, want to go skouche."
"how skouched are you right now?"
"oh hey! what's up skoucher!?"
"ay did you grab the skouche bro?"
"i was so skouched last night."
"i'm really tryna get skouched right now!"

skouche by skoucher June 11, 2018

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Skoncher

The ending lick of a particularly awesome jazz phrase. A person who is extremely adept and playing jazz or bebop.

That guy is a real skoncher! He would even be called a Skonch Master

Skoncher by Skoncher June 5, 2019

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skoch

a small amount, just a little bit,
antonym: [shitload}

You know, I think that I still need just a skoch more of that spaghetti there.

skoch by stickboy02027 November 17, 2004

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Skowhegan Threesome

A threesome involving a young male and two cats. Named for where it originated in Skowhegan Maine.

Kody may not have ever slept with a girl, but he has had a Skowhegan Threesome in the back of his Buick!

Skowhegan Threesome by Riley T April 7, 2021

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