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While having sex with a woman on her period a person inserts their thumb inside and then wipes the period blood on her forehead and Yells Simmba. Bonus points if you sing hankuna matata afterwards.
It was shark week so I gave my lady a simmba.
SIMMBA by Boopasnoop1 March 20, 2026
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Tongue Simba

To lick the ass crack, beginning at the grundle and ending at the tailbone nub.
You have to really like a girl to perform a Tongue Simba...
Tongue Simba by Cormantha February 15, 2014
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SimbaThaGod

Leader of STGFamily & The Dopest Female Reactor On Youtube
SimbaThaGod

Yo you watch SimbaThaGod stream yesterday?
SimbaThaGod by realgggggg January 1, 2021

Siambanes 

The flippy haired kid in Batavia High who is one of the largest drug kingpins in the U.S. He has been missing now for over 2 years and is unpredictable, use caution when approaching, very armed and dangerous. Some say the hair gives him powers. He is extremely good at rolling dice, especially in tre, and after every win gives a shout of triumph over his opponents. He has a very deceptive disguise other than his obvious rediculous haircut and wears over-priced polos from Banana Republic and straps dirty Jordans. Some have seen him in Aviators and a bandana. His guitar music sounds nothing close to the music he intends to play, despite the thousands of dollars his parents shovel toward his way to please the kid. If confronted with Siambanes, likely to not happen, beware of his lies, you can tell through the eyes. *Gives siambanes look*
"OMG EVERYONE HIT THE DECK SIAMBANES IS ON THE LOOSE!"

"Yo Yo Doggy DOG, wannnnnaaaaa........ fuckk......... chill?"

"Bad boy bad boy, watcha gonna do? watcha gonna do when siambanes comes for you?"

"Pack it Up"
Siambanes by Donny Giavonoo May 17, 2010

Waxy Simba 

When you are having oral intercourse and your partner puts a small amount of wax on your head and massages it in.
My girlfriend wanted to get freaky, so she grabbed the burning candle while on top and dabbed her finger in wax and gave me a waxy simba.
Waxy Simba by Zoey Boyden December 27, 2021

A simba, nala, or a scar

SIMBA: brown pubes uncut
USUALLY FEMALE
NALA: bald pubess
EITHER SEX
SCAR: hairy black pubes
USUALLY MEN
"hey man, do you have A simba, nala, or a scar?"
"i have a scar"

"damnnnn. your hairy and manly man"

sim simma 

1. a phrase used as a declaration or recognition of greatness by oneself or another person, most often used in a congratulatory nature

2. an informal greeting between friends, replaces or adds on to "yo" to mean "hows it going", or "whats up"

3. a response to a greeting, and depending on vocal tones, can be used to convey a wide variety of moods

4. nonsensical lyrics used by Beanie Man at the beginning of the song Who Am I
Example 1:
Dude 1: Yo dude, remember that girl I was talking to at the club last night?
Dude 2: Yea.
Dude 1: Well afterward we went back to my place and she let me tap that!
Dude 2: Sim simmaaaaa!

Example 2+3:
Dude 1: Yo, sim simma?
Dude 2: Sim simma.

Example 4:
Beanie Man: Sim simma, who got the keys to my Bimmer?
sim simma by Halo 2 Killa December 22, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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