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Simba'd
The act of rubbing jizz in a circular motion on a person's forehead immediately after cumming on it with your index and middle fingers. Just as the blue-butted monkey did in the lion king after simba was born.
Guy #1: "Dude, that girl last night was so hot!"
Guy #2: "Haha, yeah she was until I Simba'd that ho."
Guy #2: "Haha, yeah she was until I Simba'd that ho."
Simba'd by DougBoyFresh July 11, 2009
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Simba'd
After a man cums during a handjob or blowjob, the other person takes the cum and wipes it across the guy's forehead with their thumb while playing "Circle of Life" for background music.
Simba'd by Whatisthis? May 21, 2014
Simba'd
When a man cums on a woman's bosom then, using his thumb, removes the cum from her chest and wipes it across her forehead. Then, in a hushed whisper the man says "Simba" as he smears the cum.
Simba'd by Pete "Maverick" Mitchell February 5, 2013
Simba’d
When a man takes the blood of a woman’s own menstrual cycle, rubs it on forehead and
Proclaims “simba”
Proclaims “simba”
Simba’d by Dollface22 February 1, 2021
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pod person
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