Siambanes 

The flippy haired kid in Batavia High who is one of the largest drug kingpins in the U.S. He has been missing now for over 2 years and is unpredictable, use caution when approaching, very armed and dangerous. Some say the hair gives him powers. He is extremely good at rolling dice, especially in tre, and after every win gives a shout of triumph over his opponents. He has a very deceptive disguise other than his obvious rediculous haircut and wears over-priced polos from Banana Republic and straps dirty Jordans. Some have seen him in Aviators and a bandana. His guitar music sounds nothing close to the music he intends to play, despite the thousands of dollars his parents shovel toward his way to please the kid. If confronted with Siambanes, likely to not happen, beware of his lies, you can tell through the eyes. *Gives siambanes look*

"OMG EVERYONE HIT THE DECK SIAMBANES IS ON THE LOOSE!"

"Yo Yo Doggy DOG, wannnnnaaaaa........ fuckk......... chill?"

"Bad boy bad boy, watcha gonna do? watcha gonna do when siambanes comes for you?"

"Pack it Up"

Siambanes by Donny Giavonoo May 17, 2010

Sabanese 

A language created through the act of smashing two words together with dissimilar meanings to create a new fictitious word. Then using said new word in the completly wrong context resulting in mass confusion.

We have restructured our company and departments to promote improved communication. Here is the new "organational" chart. Sabanese

Sabanese by ChadLies August 29, 2019

Stamanese 

A language used by dancers from Stamaland.

Learn Stamanese with Mattie: "saw this big ass mosquito chillin’ in my room so i got the spray thing and sprayed the shtz out of it and then it can’t fly anymore so i just look for random things in my room to spray but no more so i took my eye drop thing and put like 5 drops on that lil bietch and then it stopped moving so i went downstairs and took the thing you take to clean glass and i sprayed that sht some more and then i took a napkin and cleaned it off and FLUSHED THAT LIL SHET IN THE TOILET YEEEEEEE" - Mattie Nguyen

Stamanese by babyonetime June 23, 2010

SAMBANASTA 

A resting period between dinner and dessert. Also: A time in which to digest allowing for further consumption at a later time.
Generally lasts twenty minutes.

“I’ll take a 10 minute sambanasta before having my dessert”

SAMBANASTA by Dr. Jagz December 18, 2008

sarbanes oxley (SOx) 

1) An industry created from nothing that creates nothing.
2) Sarbanes Oxley is also a swear word.
3) Something to hide behind when you need introduce bureaucracy to the nth degree.

SOX dweeb: Do have everything under control?
Office bloke: Yes
SOX dweeb: Can I see the documentary evidence?
Office bloke: We don't keep hard copy
SOX dweeb (smugly): The you have failed your control and I must report you to the highest possible echelon within the organisation who will inform of your failure and sack you. Sarbanes Oxley (SOx) is the alpha and the omega.
Office bloke: So fucking what? DIE!

/bang

SOX dweeb dies in a pool of it's own blood. Much rejoicing ensues.

sarbanes oxley (SOx) by flatster October 24, 2006

sarbanes oxley (SOx) 

Accounting guidelines that advise the accountant to bend over the desk and getting donkey punched by their favorite senior.

Nick was going to go out with Tasha but instead he was stuck getting SOxed at work.

sarbanes oxley (SOx) by Ferret September 14, 2004

spampanese 

The nationality of a spamper or spampette

List of current Spampanese passport holders:

Bleecher (king of spampan)
^Switch^ (Queen of spampan)
Dayspring_uk
monger
Mr_Meeker

spampanese by monger May 30, 2004