sneezedick

when you sneeze and you have a mini orgasm

*sneezes and jizzes*

"Ugh look at him he's such a sneezedick"

"Lmfao!"

by wethorse December 23, 2013

sneezefuck

When a incredibly annoying person sneezes very loudly and sounds extremely fake, usually to attract attention to him/herself in the hopes of a "bless you" from their peers but doesn't because everyone hates them.

Girl **sneezes**
Guy: STFU BITCH I HOPE YOU DIE YOU LIL SNEEZEFUCK

by magicseamonster September 9, 2013

Sneezecuck

When something feels the urge to sneeze but their body denies them the satisfaction of a chunky sneeze

Yo man I was at my niggas house tameil the other day and he was so sick, he got sneezecuck left and centre like a little punk ass thot

by Fortnitelord2000 September 6, 2018

sneezpickle

Bad handwriting.

Marcella sure does have some sneezpickle. I couldn't understand a thing in her note.

by Ciera Rae August 19, 2009

Sneezecucked

When you're about to sneeze several times in a row, and then finally you end up not sneezing.

*aaaa-... aaaAA... aaaAAt....* Fuck, I just got sneezecucked.

by kcucezeens July 1, 2021