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C O N S U M E

A funny and/or sophisticated way to say eat. mostly used by the meme man and memers as well as intellectual people and British people when used in a intellectual way it normally isn't spaced out and in full caps.
Memer: Father I must C O N S U M E something for I am starvation

Smart Dad: Son I know we do not have any consumables to consume at the current time period.
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S.U.M.F.I.N 

A mean name to describe you or someone else. S=Stupid U=Ugly M=Mean F=Fat I= Ignorant N= Negative
Wow.... That Anna is a real S.U.M.F.I.N..

L.M.S.U.D.T.U.S.B.M.A.M. 

Let me suck ur dick till u stop being mad at me.
Bf:I’m mad at u
Me: L.M.S.U.D.T.U.S.B.M.A.M.

S-E-A-M-U-S 

Seamus is a good dude. Caring, understanding, reliable, cute, and everything you could want in a guy. He gives hugs that are to die for and he’s super tall and built asf. If you ever get a seamus, keep him in your life for as long as possible
Damnnn did you see seamus? He’s been working out!! S-E-A-M-U-S
S-E-A-M-U-S by Sgm31082005 March 12, 2019
Uncle Sams Misguided Children
U.S.M.C.= Marines are all nuts
U.S.M.C by Sgt USMC July 10, 2006

U.S.M.G. 

United States Military Government. The form of administration by which an occupying power exercises government authority over occupied territory is called "military government." For a territorial cession, the military government of the principal occupying power does not end with the coming into force of the peace treaty, but continues until legally supplanted.
In the April 28, 1952, San Francisco Peace Treaty, Article 4b states: Japan recognizes the validity of dispositions of property of Japan and Japanese nationals made by or pursuant to the directives of the United States Military Government (U.S.M.G.) in any of the areas referred to in Articles 2 and 3.
U.S.M.G. by Walter Normberger July 22, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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