Ring of Safety

The thin circle of paper available to put over the toilet seat in a public restroom.

"Dude, I would have gotten herpes from that bathroom if it wasn't for the ring of safety!"

by yellebelle August 21, 2009

S.U.M.S.

Stupid Ugly Mood Swings. The male equivalent of P.M.S.

I'm sick of your S.U.M.S., it's like you're P.M.S.ing!

by yellebelle August 19, 2009

tide lines

The visible line at a woman's jawline where her makeup meets her natural skin tone

That girl would be so pretty if her tide lines weren't so obvious

by yellebelle August 29, 2009

over texted

The act of being exhausted from sending and receiving too many text messages and/or e-mails on your phone or blackberry

I am way over texted from people messaging me about a million things.

Similar to over sexed

by yellebelle April 09, 2009

jeanbutt

When a woman's ass looks particularly nice in a pair of jeans.

"Damn, that chick has a nice ass!"
"Not as nice as the one with jeanbutt over there"

by yellebelle July 28, 2009

GDCSMF

The easier and more polite way to say "God Damn Cock Sucking Mother Fucker" while at work or in public.

Bob- "AHHHH! GDCSMF!"
Sue- "what?"
Bob- "I just got a papercut."

by yellebelle June 27, 2009

Campbell's soup version

To give the condensed version of a story.

Similar to long story short

Guy: You will never believe what happened on my date!
Girl: What?
Guy: Well, I was getting ready to leave and she calls me to change plans and the I was like, "I made reservations" and she was like "oh okay nevermind, come pick me up" so then I was like, "okay I'll be right there and then...
Girl: Just give me the Campbell's soup version.
Guy: Okay...all in all it was a good date

by yellebelle March 10, 2011