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"Hey mom look what's in my skocket"
Skocket by VelvetLounger September 5, 2015
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Skock skock a cock Skocked Skocket Skock-ting cock skocker S S.A.L. S-A-T S.O.
Sock stuffed with Bible paper and hung in a high place, to ward off robotic pidgeons
"I hung up a brand new Skock today, because I noticed a large amount of pidgeons"
Skock by Zadra June 21, 2004

skock a cock 

verb: the ability for a person to put another person's penis amd testicles into their mouth at the same time.
Keep forcing it in there until you teach that bitch how to skock a cock
skock a cock by Carl February 6, 2004
When you combine ska and your cock. But ska is still sick. The perfect word for a douche bag/ asshole. Most likely a dick. Had a fight with his barber. His hair is long as fuck on one side, buzzed on the other. He gets pissed when you call him Rodriguez. Works at boy scout summer camp and rapes little children. People may mistake him for Rihanna. His name is hard as fuck to remember. I think its Radrido
Guy: Hey Rihanna
Asshole: What?
Guy: What do you get when you combine ska with my cock? Skock!
SKOCK by ChrisOMFG May 21, 2011

cock skocker

noun: a person who can skock a cock
Look at that bitch, finally trained her to be a cock skocker
cock skocker by Carl February 6, 2004

Skock-ting 

A dynamic word to use on some moron who truely deserves it. Its part of the sktalk language. Please see "sk" for further reference
Geezus, that Bryan is a skock-ting
Skock-ting by Kat May 5, 2003