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"Hey mom look what's in my skocket"
Skocket by VelvetLounger September 5, 2015
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Skock skock a cock Skocked Skocket Skock-ting cock skocker S S.A.L. S-A-T S.O.
Sock stuffed with Bible paper and hung in a high place, to ward off robotic pidgeons
"I hung up a brand new Skock today, because I noticed a large amount of pidgeons"
Skock by Zadra June 21, 2004

skock a cock 

verb: the ability for a person to put another person's penis amd testicles into their mouth at the same time.
Keep forcing it in there until you teach that bitch how to skock a cock
skock a cock by Carl February 6, 2004
When you combine ska and your cock. But ska is still sick. The perfect word for a douche bag/ asshole. Most likely a dick. Had a fight with his barber. His hair is long as fuck on one side, buzzed on the other. He gets pissed when you call him Rodriguez. Works at boy scout summer camp and rapes little children. People may mistake him for Rihanna. His name is hard as fuck to remember. I think its Radrido
Guy: Hey Rihanna
Asshole: What?
Guy: What do you get when you combine ska with my cock? Skock!
SKOCK by ChrisOMFG May 21, 2011

cock skocker

Look at that bitch, finally trained her to be a cock skocker
cock skocker by Carl February 6, 2004

Skock-ting 

A dynamic word to use on some moron who truely deserves it. Its part of the sktalk language. Please see "sk" for further reference
Geezus, that Bryan is a skock-ting
Skock-ting by Kat May 5, 2003
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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