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Word used to express shock or disgust. Often used in place of "good lord" when a more intense response is necessary.
Hey lavy, did you hear that Britney Spears is pregnant again?

by BlueV May 26, 2009
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an expression of joy, hate, laughter, murderous intent, or retardation
Guy 1: GEEZUS!

Guy 2: So... was that murderous intent or joy?
by Brain the Bran Muffin February 16, 2011
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Slang spelling for "Jesus" sounded out like GEE-ZUS! Usually emphasising Jesus after witnessing a surprising occurrence or shocking spectacle. The word is often said by the YouTube hit RayWilliamJohnson on his channel =3 (equals three).
"Hey dude, you should check out this video!"
Watches video
by thatdude327 September 25, 2011
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-a reaction is disbelief
-a borderline offensive exclamation
-a modern sarcastic cartoon-ism/ meme of "Jesus".
points to unbelievable senrio and yells "GEEZUS" in disbelief or amazement
by Mizz Salty March 17, 2018
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Another spelling for Jesus. It is used by some non fundamentalist groups that worship or venerate Jesus but want to set there beliefs about him apart from Christian Fundamentalism because they think they are entirly wrong about him.
They believe in Geezus.
by Judge dredd7 July 30, 2011
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