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Microsoft's most successful program
"At microsoft, we are running out of money, so we will now charge you for the blue screen of death"
by Carl November 20, 2003

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you completed a task successfully or got something right . ie :You nailed it to the cross.
" Oh man I rocked that test... PIMP"
" Ya... me too ... I nailed it!"
by carl June 18, 2006

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A penis in the size, shape, and stature, such as that of a horse's
Brett has a horsecock; it's the biggest dick I've ever seen
by carl June 10, 2002

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another word for joint
Yo wigga lets go smoke that "J" or i'll kizzle your ass mofo!
by Carl February 14, 2005

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The smell of someone's breath or tongue after they sucked on the penis.
Sarah really had some penis breath after sucking John's penis.
by Carl August 12, 2004

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a penis having characteristics of that of a baby
Wesley has a baby dick; it's so small
by carl June 16, 2002

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the best cars ever made, plus its my house
all hail the bug!!!!!!
by carl September 11, 2003

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