the up and over

the process of male self-felatio where one lies completely on their back and flips their legs back over their head. Requires extreme flexibility and perhaps a few surgically removed ribs.
Jim went to Pilates five days a week with the hope that we would gain enough flexibility to self-administer the up and over one day. Never again would he need a girlfriend.
by carl January 16, 2004
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nailed it

you completed a task successfully or got something right . ie :You nailed it to the cross.
" Oh man I rocked that test... PIMP"
" Ya... me too ... I nailed it!"
by carl June 19, 2006
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rodney kinged

to recieve an "ass kickin'" after a police pursuit. either on foot or in a vehicle
"WHEN" we catch that guy, he's gonna get "rodney kinged"!!!
by carl June 30, 2003
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hotcarl

After heterosexual butt sex, the male extracts his member from her anus and places it in her cock holster(mouth).
After a brutal ass pounding, Johnny rewards Susie with a hotcarl.
by Carl November 27, 2003
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baseline cheese

a horrible creamy, thick, cheese like substance that forms after a long period of sex around the vagina

after a man and woman have had sex for hours on end, and have had multiply orgasms, a horrible cheese starts to form around both genitalia's this is called 'baseline cheese' and it is very strong in both taste and smell..

if you're looking for something different to put on your pizza i don't suggest baseline cheese
"me and ma gurl went at it for 13 hours last night.. after that we had enough baseline cheese to feed a bus full of hungry orphans"
by Carl November 23, 2004
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a "J"

Yo wigga lets go smoke that "J" or i'll kizzle your ass mofo!
by Carl February 14, 2005
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pikeys

A Pikey is a 'mush' (often pronounced 'mish') that can be found stealing and selling alloys often for use on Esorts or Fiesta's. Similar to Towney scum (who wear socks tucked into their kappa tracksuit trousers...), only with a different (strained) accent. Phrases may include: 'Go-on look, mish', 'Batastoosis', Blood Cunt, Curry Cunt and Chored, etc...
"I'll ave yr eyes out u curry bastad! Give me dem alloys mish b4 i ram me transit into yr caravan..."
by Carl June 08, 2004
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