Carl's definitions

the up and over

the process of male self-felatio where one lies completely on their back and flips their legs back over their head. Requires extreme flexibility and perhaps a few surgically removed ribs.

Jim went to Pilates five days a week with the hope that we would gain enough flexibility to self-administer the up and over one day. Never again would he need a girlfriend.

by carl January 16, 2004

hossnuts

adj. A term used to identify someone who is acting foolishly or aloof. Often used to get a person's attention when s/he is spaced out. This term is particularly favored by Sloppy (a/k/a "Slops") during regulation BeMeanToYer play.

"Hey hossnuts! It's your turn already!"

by carl January 27, 2005

fufu

fancy and high-class. Also, frilly or snobish

Sally lives in a very fufu neighborhood

by Carl February 16, 2003

Buttpump

Butt pump/pumping is the action that takes place during anal sex.

Lemmie give you a good hard butt pump baby!

by Carl August 28, 2003

Fish Wanker

1. One who wanks fish.

2. A stupid or foolish person.

Usually associated with blond hair and short, straight bangs.

That Adam kid is such a fish wanker!

Nice bangs, fish wanker!

by Carl April 8, 2005

Giggles The Cat

The best player in the world at the video game "StarCraft: Brood War", published by Blizzard North in 1998.

Giggles The Cat am THX.

by Carl October 20, 2003

meatus

the dickhole

"stick your tongue into the tip of the meatus"

by carl July 15, 2003