SKOCK

When you combine ska and your cock. But ska is still sick. The perfect word for a douche bag/ asshole. Most likely a dick. Had a fight with his barber. His hair is long as fuck on one side, buzzed on the other. He gets pissed when you call him Rodriguez. Works at boy scout summer camp and rapes little children. People may mistake him for Rihanna. His name is hard as fuck to remember. I think its Radrido

Guy: Hey Rihanna
Asshole: What?
Guy: What do you get when you combine ska with my cock? Skock!

by ChrisOMFG May 21, 2011

Skock

Sock stuffed with Bible paper and hung in a high place, to ward off robotic pidgeons

"I hung up a brand new Skock today, because I noticed a large amount of pidgeons"

by Zadra June 21, 2004

skock a cock

verb: the ability for a person to put another person's penis amd testicles into their mouth at the same time.

Keep forcing it in there until you teach that bitch how to skock a cock

by Carl February 06, 2004

Skock-ting

A dynamic word to use on some moron who truely deserves it. Its part of the sktalk language. Please see "sk" for further reference

Geezus, that Bryan is a skock-ting

by Kat May 05, 2003

skock

A hybrid fusion of ska and rock music.

Skock is a good music for a party.

by cosmic user September 01, 2017

Skocked

When a man knocked someone out and places there balls on someone’s forehead three times.

Damn bro he skocked me while I was unconscious.

by CreatorOfSkocked June 04, 2021