Skock

Sock stuffed with Bible paper and hung in a high place, to ward off robotic pidgeons

"I hung up a brand new Skock today, because I noticed a large amount of pidgeons"

by Zadra June 21, 2004

SKOCK

When you combine ska and your cock. But ska is still sick. The perfect word for a douche bag/ asshole. Most likely a dick. Had a fight with his barber. His hair is long as fuck on one side, buzzed on the other. He gets pissed when you call him Rodriguez. Works at boy scout summer camp and rapes little children. People may mistake him for Rihanna. His name is hard as fuck to remember. I think its Radrido

Guy: Hey Rihanna
Asshole: What?
Guy: What do you get when you combine ska with my cock? Skock!

by ChrisOMFG May 21, 2011

skock

A hybrid fusion of ska and rock music.

Skock is a good music for a party.

by cosmic user September 1, 2017

skock a cock

verb: the ability for a person to put another person's penis amd testicles into their mouth at the same time.

Keep forcing it in there until you teach that bitch how to skock a cock

by Carl February 6, 2004

Skock-ting

A dynamic word to use on some moron who truely deserves it. Its part of the sktalk language. Please see "sk" for further reference

Geezus, that Bryan is a skock-ting

by Kat May 5, 2003

shockley

hideous, repulsive, repugnant, insane

She had hoped that her dinner date would be the man of her dreams, but when she saw him, she fled immediately; he was shockley.

by Reknown February 11, 2014

shockcocknot

When an unusually large , almost shocking uncircumcised dick has a knot of gnarly skin that dangles from the tip, almost like a second smaller dick.

You could hear Tony’s shockcocknot slap against his thigh as he walked back to his locker.

by Davedale August 25, 2019