Russian Hook

while taking a shower at the YMCA and you use the detachable shower head to come up behind someone and put the shower head up the persons ass and hook them like a fish and reel them in by pulling the hose leading to the shower head... Usually this occurs after you have seen black man junk and after stealing clocks from the locker room.

Steven, Jay, and Justin went to the YMCA, after sweating from basketball and having some male bonding while naked in the sauna and seeing more naked men than should ever be possible, gave each other russian hooks in the showers.

Russian Hook by Handz27 November 27, 2009

Russian hooker 

A person who may have achieved a great deal in his/her lifetime, but still wets the bed.

Donald Trump was late to his meeting again this morning. He said he was up all night tweeting but I know that man a Russian hooker.

Russian hooker by Sonne:Doof February 1, 2017

Russian Hooker Roulette 

Group of guys hires a Russian hooker with a cold sore, pass her around the group, and see who catches the mouth herp.

Poor Steve caught the mouth herpes when we played Russian Hooker Roulette a couple weeks ago. He's gone through 3 tubes of Abreva.

Russian Hooker Roulette by texas_lexus February 7, 2013

russian hooker spy 

this is a women who volunteers at a library and seems to be hitting on little children and pissing them off for not returning books.... other known as "slut"

god dammit that bitch in the library is such a russian hooker spy!

russian hooker spy by gokus aingst July 29, 2006

Russian meat hooks

1. Actual meat hooks from Russia

2. Large honkers on a thiccccc Russian Woman

1. Hey we should order RUSSIAN MEAT HOOKS for our butcher shop

2. You Nikki you got nice RUSSIAN MEAT HOOKS

Russian meat hooks by Romoboi May 30, 2019