1. A semi-mythical creature who, in an accident involving a time machine and an anesthesiologist, fell asleep for 70 years while undergoing a circumcision, resulting in repeated pulling of the dickskin over that entire span before the cut was finally made.
Example: "Authoritiesinvestigating the massive theft of 10,000 wrinkle cream bottles from a shipping container are downplaying rumors that it bears the marks of a Rumpledickskin-like creature."
Example 1
Parker: Go get me a sandwhich!
Heather: (to friend) God! he's such a rumpfucker!
Example 2 Ben: (to Gaurd) Hi, I'm here to see Mr. rumpfucker
Gaurd: Excuse me?