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trumplefucked 

When an unsuspecting woman is crotch grabbed by a total stranger, in a public place.
"Did you hear? Susan got trumplefucked on the train yesterday during rush hour ."
trumplefucked by Bill Alleyne February 8, 2017

Rumplefucked 

The act of getting extremely inebriated on Rumple Minze
I will never eat or drink ANYTHING peppermint flavored again... 27 shots left me Rumplefucked!
Rumplefucked by DanoNYC May 7, 2009

Rumpleneck 

When you drink too many shots of rumplemintz and wake up the morning after with a sore neck.
Kerry drank too many shots of rumplemintz last night so he called in sick to work with a sore rumpleneck
Rumpleneck by oxdeleon November 29, 2011

Rumpledickskin 

1. A semi-mythical creature who, in an accident involving a time machine and an anesthesiologist, fell asleep for 70 years while undergoing a circumcision, resulting in repeated pulling of the dickskin over that entire span before the cut was finally made.

Example: "Authorities investigating the massive theft of 10,000 wrinkle cream bottles from a shipping container are downplaying rumors that it bears the marks of a Rumpledickskin-like creature."
The result of a circumcision gone very, very wrong.

"I went to the rabbi and all I got was this lousy rumpledickskin."
Rumpledickskin by Sir Shiksa-lot November 22, 2017

rumblefuck 

syn. "to get ones dick rocked"
The Vols rumblefucked their way to a win over Vandy last Saturday.
rumblefuck by Teabagus Maximus November 21, 2009

rumpfucker 

1. The act of being an asshole to a lady. 2. Also can be used as a prank.
Example 1
Parker: Go get me a sandwhich!
Heather: (to friend) God! he's such a rumpfucker!
Example 2
Ben: (to Gaurd) Hi, I'm here to see Mr. rumpfucker
Gaurd: Excuse me?
rumpfucker by malimali December 7, 2007