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Rumplefuck

It is when one party wants to give anal sex to another party in a very rough manner.
I was at a wrestling match then a fat guy in the audience was saying "Come on DAAAAN! Let's rumplefuck!"
by Kargg November 5, 2005
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trumplefucked

When an unsuspecting woman is crotch grabbed by a total stranger, in a public place.
"Did you hear? Susan got trumplefucked on the train yesterday during rush hour ."
by Bill Alleyne February 8, 2017
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Rumplefucked

The act of getting extremely inebriated on Rumple Minze
I will never eat or drink ANYTHING peppermint flavored again... 27 shots left me Rumplefucked!
by DanoNYC May 7, 2009
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Rumpleneck

When you drink too many shots of rumplemintz and wake up the morning after with a sore neck.
Kerry drank too many shots of rumplemintz last night so he called in sick to work with a sore rumpleneck
by oxdeleon November 29, 2011
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Rumpledickskin

1. A semi-mythical creature who, in an accident involving a time machine and an anesthesiologist, fell asleep for 70 years while undergoing a circumcision, resulting in repeated pulling of the dickskin over that entire span before the cut was finally made.

Example: "Authorities investigating the massive theft of 10,000 wrinkle cream bottles from a shipping container are downplaying rumors that it bears the marks of a Rumpledickskin-like creature."
The result of a circumcision gone very, very wrong.

"I went to the rabbi and all I got was this lousy rumpledickskin."
by Sir Shiksa-lot November 22, 2017
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rumblefuck

syn. "to get ones dick rocked"
The Vols rumblefucked their way to a win over Vandy last Saturday.
by Teabagus Maximus November 21, 2009
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rumpfucker

1. The act of being an asshole to a lady. 2. Also can be used as a prank.
Example 1
Parker: Go get me a sandwhich!
Heather: (to friend) God! he's such a rumpfucker!
Example 2
Ben: (to Gaurd) Hi, I'm here to see Mr. rumpfucker
Gaurd: Excuse me?
by malimali December 7, 2007
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