Rumpleneck
Kerry drank too many shots of rumplemintz last night so he called in sick to work with a sore rumpleneck
Rumpleneck by oxdeleon November 29, 2011
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Rumplefucked
Rumplefucked by DanoNYC May 7, 2009
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Rumpledickskin
1. A semi-mythical creature who, in an accident involving a time machine and an anesthesiologist, fell asleep for 70 years while undergoing a circumcision, resulting in repeated pulling of the dickskin over that entire span before the cut was finally made.
Example: "Authorities investigating the massive theft of 10,000 wrinkle cream bottles from a shipping container are downplaying rumors that it bears the marks of a Rumpledickskin-like creature."
Example: "Authorities investigating the massive theft of 10,000 wrinkle cream bottles from a shipping container are downplaying rumors that it bears the marks of a Rumpledickskin-like creature."
The result of a circumcision gone very, very wrong.
"I went to the rabbi and all I got was this lousy rumpledickskin."
"I went to the rabbi and all I got was this lousy rumpledickskin."
Rumpledickskin by Sir Shiksa-lot November 22, 2017
Rumplemerkin
Michael: hey dude did i show you my new merkin?
Mark: that was YOUR merkin?
Michael: Yes.
Mark: I jacked off in that merkin last night.
Michael: You bastard! You rumplemerkined my merkin!
Mark: that was YOUR merkin?
Michael: Yes.
Mark: I jacked off in that merkin last night.
Michael: You bastard! You rumplemerkined my merkin!
Rumplemerkin by Merkindor December 14, 2010
Rumplegerkin
- A word used in the stock market, when the stock market completely crashes and everyone goes bankrupt. Also an amazing stockmarket game Team.
Rumplegerkin by michaelkeaton March 1, 2007
Rumplefuck
I was at a wrestling match then a fat guy in the audience was saying "Come on DAAAAN! Let's rumplefuck!"
Rumplefuck by Kargg November 5, 2005
ruffleneck
A chick who acts like she is a badass, in reality just an idiot. Looks like a dude, And just is plain uneducated and white trash.
ruffleneck by Sol shine April 28, 2016
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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