Rumpleneck 

When you drink too many shots of rumplemintz and wake up the morning after with a sore neck.

Kerry drank too many shots of rumplemintz last night so he called in sick to work with a sore rumpleneck

Rumpleneck by oxdeleon November 29, 2011

Rumplefucked 

The act of getting extremely inebriated on Rumple Minze

I will never eat or drink ANYTHING peppermint flavored again... 27 shots left me Rumplefucked!

Rumplefucked by DanoNYC May 7, 2009

Rumpledickskin 

1. A semi-mythical creature who, in an accident involving a time machine and an anesthesiologist, fell asleep for 70 years while undergoing a circumcision, resulting in repeated pulling of the dickskin over that entire span before the cut was finally made.

Example: "Authorities investigating the massive theft of 10,000 wrinkle cream bottles from a shipping container are downplaying rumors that it bears the marks of a Rumpledickskin-like creature."

The result of a circumcision gone very, very wrong.

"I went to the rabbi and all I got was this lousy rumpledickskin."

Rumpledickskin by Sir Shiksa-lot November 22, 2017

Rumplemerkin 

The act of jacking off into a merkin

Michael: hey dude did i show you my new merkin?

Mark: that was YOUR merkin?

Michael: Yes.

Mark: I jacked off in that merkin last night.

Michael: You bastard! You rumplemerkined my merkin!

Rumplemerkin by Merkindor December 14, 2010

Rumplegerkin 

- A word used in the stock market, when the stock market completely crashes and everyone goes bankrupt. Also an amazing stockmarket game Team.

Teacher- "What is a Rumplegerkin?"
Students- uhh scarci---
Teacher- "UH What, turds?

Rumplegerkin by michaelkeaton March 1, 2007

Rumplefuck

It is when one party wants to give anal sex to another party in a very rough manner.

I was at a wrestling match then a fat guy in the audience was saying "Come on DAAAAN! Let's rumplefuck!"

Rumplefuck by Kargg November 5, 2005

ruffleneck 

A chick who acts like she is a badass, in reality just an idiot. Looks like a dude, And just is plain uneducated and white trash.

I call myself a ruffleneck because I am proud of being white trash.

ruffleneck by Sol shine April 28, 2016