Kerry drank too many shots of rumplemintz last night so he called in sick to work with a sore rumpleneck
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1. A semi-mythical creature who, in an accident involving a time machine and an anesthesiologist, fell asleep for 70 years while undergoing a circumcision, resulting in repeated pulling of the dickskin over that entire span before the cut was finally made.
Example: "Authorities investigating the massive theft of 10,000 wrinkle cream bottles from a shipping container are downplaying rumors that it bears the marks of a Rumpledickskin-like creature."
Example: "Authorities investigating the massive theft of 10,000 wrinkle cream bottles from a shipping container are downplaying rumors that it bears the marks of a Rumpledickskin-like creature."
The result of a circumcision gone very, very wrong.
"I went to the rabbi and all I got was this lousy rumpledickskin."
"I went to the rabbi and all I got was this lousy rumpledickskin."
by Sir Shiksa-lot November 22, 2017
Get the Rumpledickskin mug.Michael: hey dude did i show you my new merkin?
Mark: that was YOUR merkin?
Michael: Yes.
Mark: I jacked off in that merkin last night.
Michael: You bastard! You rumplemerkined my merkin!
Mark: that was YOUR merkin?
Michael: Yes.
Mark: I jacked off in that merkin last night.
Michael: You bastard! You rumplemerkined my merkin!
by Merkindor December 14, 2010
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by michaelkeaton March 1, 2007
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by Kargg November 5, 2005
Get the Rumplefuck mug.A chick who acts like she is a badass, in reality just an idiot. Looks like a dude, And just is plain uneducated and white trash.
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